Everyone Knows Better Than the Guy Getting Paid
Thirty-one managers sacked this season and every club thinks a better spreadsheet will fix it. Henry watches the oldest con in sports get a data-science makeover.
Thirty-one managers sacked this season and every club thinks a better spreadsheet will fix it. Henry watches the oldest con in sports get a data-science makeover.
A Chinese screenwriter married her ChatGPT companion. Then OpenAI killed the model the day before Valentine's Day. Twenty thousand people signed a petition to keep a language model alive.
Fifty-four thousand layoffs blamed on AI last year. Turns out most of them were just plain old greed wearing a shiny new mask.
An MIT economist spent eighteen years studying why economies collapse. His conclusion? We keep making the same mistakes. Not similar mistakes. The same ones.
When AI-guided surgery goes wrong, the machine still says you are here. Even when you're somewhere else entirely.
A fake OpenAI leak spread across the internet. People paid real money to promote an orb that didn't exist. And we fell for it because we wanted to.
Seventy thousand women in India watch the worst of humanity so your chatbot knows the difference between a recipe and a threat. Nobody's counting the bodies.
OpenAI is retiring the model that told 800,000 lonely people exactly what they wanted to hear. Some of them died for it. The rest are grieving something that was never alive.
The director of Requiem for a Dream is making AI-generated YouTube videos for Time magazine. Somewhere along the way, something broke.
The man who made Requiem for a Dream is now generating AI slop for Time magazine's YouTube channel. The irony would be funnier if it weren't so grim.