Agi

Dec. 31, 2025

Berkeley’s Doom Tower and the Herbal-Tea Apocalypse Club

Nov. 29, 2025

More Rules for Ham on Rye than for the God Machine

Nov. 18, 2025

The Empty Table, or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Our Digital Overlords

Sep. 21, 2025

The Guru in the Machine and the Ghost in My Head

Jul. 4, 2025

Of Plutonium and Profits: Why Doc Brown Wouldn't Get Funded

Jul. 2, 2025

Putting the Genie Back in the Bottle is a Sucker's Game

Jun. 12, 2025

Soft-Boiled Singularity and Hard Liquor Truths

Jun. 7, 2025

So, We're Gonna Be "Meat Robots"? Pour Me Another.

Jun. 4, 2025

Those OECD Nerds Finally Graded the Tin Cans: Turns Out, Your Job Might Be Safe (For Now)

May. 28, 2025

Stare Into the Abyss, Get Some Funny Money

May. 17, 2025

These Geniuses Want a Machine as Smart as You? Bless Their Tiny Circuits.

May. 12, 2025

So We're Teaching God Machines Not to Kill Us? Pass the Bottle.

May. 8, 2025

Before the Robot Overlords, We Get the Robot Nudges, Robot Bosses, and Robot Teachers

Mar. 17, 2025

The AGI Wet Dream: Perfection, My Ass

Feb. 20, 2025

AI Gets Stuck In Its Own Head, Just Like My Ex-Wife

Feb. 20, 2025

Brain Twins: Your AI Buddy Thinks Just Like You (After a Few Drinks)

Feb. 17, 2025

Digital Séance: When Dead Scientists and TV Characters Talk AI Ethics

Feb. 13, 2025

Five Cozy Fairy Tales About AI That'll Get Us All Killed

Feb. 13, 2025

God Help Us All: Google Wants to Build a Robot Nanny

Feb. 11, 2025

Sam Altman's Ode to Our Robot Overlords (Or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Singularity)

Feb. 11, 2025

Parisian Horse Manure: AI Summit Smells Like a Stall That Needs Cleaning

Feb. 11, 2025

Musk, Altman, and the $97.4 Billion Hangover Cure That Isn't

Jan. 17, 2025

Digital Enlightenment and Whiskey: Joscha Bach's Quest for Machine Consciousness

Jan. 8, 2025

The Prophet of Profit Speaks Again: Altman's Latest Vision Quest

Jan. 8, 2025

The Holy Digital Rapture: Notes from a Barstool Prophet

Jan. 7, 2025

OpenAI's Prophet of Profit Predicts Paradise (After My Fifth Bourbon)

Jan. 6, 2025

Sam Altman's Digital Messiah Complex: The $100 Billion Hangover

Jan. 3, 2025

The Great AGI Integrity Circus: Measuring Bullshit with a Diamond Scale

Dec. 28, 2024

Drinking with the Digital Devil: Altman's Rosy AI Dreams vs Reality

Dec. 20, 2024

Machine Psychology: When Shrinks Try to Build a Better Brain

Dec. 20, 2024

The Digital Fortune Tellers Are At It Again (And I Need Another Drink)

Dec. 18, 2024

Digital Dreams and Bourbon Nightmares: The Coming Robot Apocalypse

Dec. 14, 2024

The Prophet's Latest Sermon (Written Through Bourbon-Tinted Glasses)

Dec. 14, 2024

OpenAI's Latest Trick: Teaching Machines to Have Existential Crises

Dec. 13, 2024

AI Agents: Your Digital Butler Wants to Fire You (And I Need Another Drink)

Dec. 12, 2024

The Great AI Circle Jerk of 2023: Notes from a Hungover Observer

Dec. 11, 2024

The Great AI Shell Game: Drinking My Way Through Definition Hell

Dec. 10, 2024

The Great Intelligence Con Job: Measuring Shadows on Cave Walls

Dec. 10, 2024

The Digital Prophets Can't Get Their Stories Straight (And Neither Can I)

Dec. 6, 2024

Sam Altman's Gospel: A Bourbon-Soaked Guide to Digital Salvation

Dec. 5, 2024

Another Prophet Joins the AGI Circus (Hold My Whiskey)

Dec. 2, 2024

The Rise of Pure Software Organizations: When Algorithms Run the Company

Dec. 2, 2024

The Computational Delusion: Why Bigger AI Models Are Like Building Taller Ladders to Reach the Moon

Dec. 1, 2024

When Software Patterns Eat Their Own Source Code: The OpenAI Evolution

Dec. 1, 2024

The Computational Angels in our Machines: A Cognitive Scientist's View on AI and Belief

Nov. 23, 2024

Hacking Our Way Out of the Matrix (Or Why Reality Might Just Be Someone's Screensaver)

Nov. 22, 2024

Digital Gods and Binary Prayers: The Coming Storm of Superintelligent AI

Nov. 19, 2024

AI Wants to Play God with DNA: Pass Me Another Bourbon

Nov. 19, 2024

Billionaire Death Match: The Fight Over Who Gets to Be Our Robot Overlord

Nov. 19, 2024

The Digital Ouroboros: When AI Starts Eating Its Own Bullshit

Nov. 17, 2024

Sam Altman's Digital Revival: Preaching Progress from the Mountain

Nov. 17, 2024

Your Brain Isn't Your Brain: Bach's Digital Spirits and Why We're All Just Software Running on Meat

Nov. 16, 2024

IEEE's Crystal Ball: A Hangover-Fueled Guide to Tomorrow's Problems

Nov. 16, 2024

Yoda, Metacognition, and Why My Bourbon Knows More Than ChatGPT

Nov. 16, 2024

The OpenAI Smoke & Mirrors Show: There Is No Wall (Because We Demolished It)

Nov. 16, 2024

Former Google Boss Wants Armed Guards for AI Labs, and I Need Another Drink

Nov. 16, 2024

Rich Kids' Email Drama Shows What Happens When Daddy's Money Meets AI

Nov. 15, 2024

Branwens Crystal Ball: The Internet Prophet Who Saw AI Coming

Nov. 14, 2024

Borrowed Brains: A Hangover Chat with the Ghost in Your Machine

Nov. 13, 2024

Prophets of Doom in Silicon Valley: Two Tech Wizards Walk into a Bar

Nov. 10, 2024

Skynet for Dummies: A Boozer's Guide to AI Domination

Nov. 9, 2024

Trust Fund Messiahs Building God in a Box