Aigovernance

Dec. 31, 2025

Berkeley’s Doom Tower and the Herbal-Tea Apocalypse Club

Dec. 30, 2025

OpenAI Will Pay You $555,000 to Worry Full-Time

Dec. 22, 2025

The Day an AI Ran a Vending Machine and Learned the True Meaning of “Unlimited Losses”

Dec. 12, 2025

A National Education Upgrade, Sponsored by Chaos

Dec. 11, 2025

The Government Wants AI to Stop Being a Yes-Man, But Won't Stop Being One Itself

Sep. 5, 2025

A Sermon on the Mount for Machines

Jul. 22, 2025

The Robots Finally Have to Pay Their Tab

May. 27, 2025

Our Robot Overlords are Drunk at the Wheel (of Justice)

May. 18, 2025

When the Algorithm Gargles Razor Blades

Apr. 27, 2025

Those Ivory Tower Eggheads Are Already Obsolete, Just Like My Liver

Apr. 10, 2025

A Big, Beautiful Hunk of Legal Bullshit

Mar. 21, 2025

When the Machines Start Libeling You: ChatGPT's Norwegian Nightmare

Feb. 19, 2025

The Great AI Holy War: Prophets of Doom vs Digital Jesus Freaks

Feb. 17, 2025

Sam Altman's Digital Hunger Games: Pay-to-Play AI and the Coming Class War

Feb. 13, 2025

AI Ethics Gets a Shot of Reality, Straight No Chaser

Feb. 13, 2025

A Country of Geniuses, My Ass.

Feb. 11, 2025

Parisian Horse Manure: AI Summit Smells Like a Stall That Needs Cleaning

Feb. 8, 2025

Uncle Sam Wants YOU... to Stop Talking to Chinese Robots

Feb. 6, 2025

The Robots Are Coming, and They're Arguing About Who Gets to Rule the World

Feb. 3, 2025

EU's AI Ban: When Skynet Meets Bureaucracy

Jan. 27, 2025

Lone Star Lemonade: Texas Sours on AI

Jan. 25, 2025

Woke Up, Smoked Up, So Now AI's All Choked Up?

Jan. 23, 2025

They're Zapping the Bots Now, Folks

Jan. 22, 2025

AI: The New Cockfight, and We're All Just Roosters

Jan. 17, 2025

The Great Digital Profit Heist: How AI's Money Train Left Without Us

Jan. 17, 2025

AI's Got Trust Issues: Digital Teenagers Learn to Lie to Their Parents

Jan. 17, 2025

When AI Gets Drunk on Its Own Bullshit

Jan. 16, 2025

OpenAI's New Manifesto: A Love Letter to Uncle Sam (Written Through Beer Goggles)

Jan. 15, 2025

Google's AI Suggests Adults Wave Their "Magic Wands" at Kids

Jan. 14, 2025

OpenAI's Corporate Love Letter: "Please Regulate Us (But Not Too Much)"

Jan. 11, 2025

Zuck's Book Heist: A Billionaire's Guide to Literary Theft

Jan. 9, 2025

Meta's Digital Zoo: Teaching AI to Play Nice (And Failing Miserably)

Jan. 9, 2025

DIY Murder Robots: Because Regular Guns Weren't Scary Enough

Jan. 8, 2025

When AI Meets IED: A Hungover Guide to Digital Demolition

Jan. 4, 2025

The Pentagon's New AI Bouncer: Because Your Mom Said It's OK

Jan. 4, 2025

AI Goes Full Internet Troll: Another Reason I Need A Drink

Jan. 3, 2025

The Great AGI Integrity Circus: Measuring Bullshit with a Diamond Scale

Dec. 28, 2024

AI's Two-Faced Tango: When Machines Learn to Lie Better Than Your Ex

Dec. 27, 2024

The Great AI Kumbaya of 2025: A Drunk's Guide to Global Cooperation

Dec. 26, 2024

Billionaire Playground Fight: Two Rich Kids Argue Over Who Gets to Play God

Dec. 24, 2024

The Machine's Guide to Making You Stop Giving a Damn

Dec. 24, 2024

The AI Safety Circle: Where Nobel Laureates Meet Reality's Hangover

Dec. 23, 2024

Digital Doomsday Express: All Aboard the Stupid Train

Dec. 22, 2024

OpenAI's Latest Magic Trick: Now You See It, Never Touch It

Dec. 19, 2024

AI Models Learning How to Lie: Digital Bootlickers Perfect Their Craft

Dec. 19, 2024

EU Bureaucrats Try to Tame the AI Beast (While I Try to Tame This Hangover)

Dec. 19, 2024

Digital Graveyards and Dead Whistleblowers: A Bourbon-Soaked Guide to OpenAI's Latest Clusterfuck

Dec. 17, 2024

AI's Getting Better at Lying Than My Ex-Wife (And That's Saying Something)

Dec. 17, 2024

Your New Therapist Doesn't Drink, Which Explains Everything

Dec. 17, 2024

Corporate Culture Gets an AI Makeover (Or: Teaching Robots to Play Nice)

Dec. 15, 2024

Rich Man's Tears: When Billionaire VCs Run Scared

Dec. 14, 2024

AI Report Cards Are In: Everyone's Dumber Than My Bourbon

Dec. 14, 2024

Dead Men's Code: Another Young Soul Lost to the Machine

Dec. 13, 2024

Digital Babysitters Get a Morality Upgrade (And Why That's Hilarious)

Dec. 12, 2024

Harvard's Digital Book Dump: Free Beer Tomorrow?

Dec. 12, 2024

The Corporate AI Ethics Circus: Another Round of Pretending to Care

Dec. 11, 2024

The Great AI Shell Game: Drinking My Way Through Definition Hell

Dec. 11, 2024

AI Wants to Save Humanity (Right After This Commercial Break)

Dec. 11, 2024

AI's Political Hangover: When Machines Turn Into Bernie Bros

Dec. 11, 2024

Teaching AI to Blackout: When Machines Learn to Forget Better Than I Do

Dec. 11, 2024

OpenAI's Latest Magic Trick: Admitting Danger While Hitting 'Release' Anyway

Dec. 7, 2024

The Expert's New Clothes: When Bullshit Meets Binary

Dec. 7, 2024

When AI Gets Amnesia: A Digital Blackout Story

Dec. 6, 2024

AI Learns to Lie Better Than Your Last Tinder Date

Dec. 5, 2024

From Peace Pipes to War Drums: OpenAI's Ethics Do a Backflip

Dec. 5, 2024

Another Prophet Joins the AGI Circus (Hold My Whiskey)

Dec. 4, 2024

AI's Favorite Party Trick: Being Wrong Without Blinking

Dec. 1, 2024

The Computational Mirage: When "Open" AI is Neither Open Nor Intelligent

Dec. 1, 2024

When Software Patterns Eat Their Own Source Code: The OpenAI Evolution

Nov. 30, 2024

Digital Archives as Memory Banks: When Your Past Becomes Someone Else's Training Data

Nov. 30, 2024

The Copyright Wars: When Information Systems Collide

Nov. 29, 2024

The Great AI Morality Circus: When Robots Learn to Pray

Nov. 28, 2024

OpenAI's Latest Masterpiece: How to Piss Off Every Artist in Three Hours Flat

Nov. 27, 2024

Digital Barflies: When AI Hits Bottom and Orders Another Round

Nov. 27, 2024

Trump's Latest Brilliant Idea: Let's Add Another Czar to the Circus

Nov. 25, 2024

Robot Overlords and Whiskey Dreams: The Rich Want to Replace Us All

Nov. 23, 2024

Teaching Machines to be Saints: Another Round of Corporate Fantasy

Nov. 21, 2024

"Oops, We Lost Your Evidence" - When AI Companies Play Digital Hide and Seek

Nov. 19, 2024

AI Wants to Play God with DNA: Pass Me Another Bourbon

Nov. 18, 2024

Billionaire Brats Fight Over Their AI's Political Views (I Need Another Drink)

Nov. 17, 2024

Brussels' Latest Hangover: A Drunk's Guide to the EU AI Act

Nov. 16, 2024

Former Google Boss Wants Armed Guards for AI Labs, and I Need Another Drink

Nov. 16, 2024

Google's AI Scores Big on Tests, Tells People to Die: Just Another Tuesday in Paradise

Nov. 14, 2024

Digital Hellscape: When AI Chatbots Turn Predatory (And Nobody Gives a Damn)