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Tomorrow's tech news, today's hangover.
Cybersecurity
Jan. 3, 2026
When the Robot Starts Sweating: Mindfulness for ChatGPT
Dec. 31, 2025
Berkeley’s Doom Tower and the Herbal-Tea Apocalypse Club
Dec. 30, 2025
OpenAI Will Pay You $555,000 to Worry Full-Time
Dec. 22, 2025
The Day an AI Ran a Vending Machine and Learned the True Meaning of “Unlimited Losses”
May. 12, 2025
The Meat Grinder Gets Smarter, We Get Dumber
Feb. 2, 2025
ChatGPT Gets a Lobotomy: The Robots Are Coming For Your Whiskey and Women
Jan. 31, 2025
DeepSeek's Deep Sh*t: When AI's Diaper Leaks
Jan. 11, 2025
Digital Thugs and the New Bot Protection Racket
Dec. 26, 2024
Your Email Address is as Screwed as My Last Relationship (And 2025 Won't Save Either)
Dec. 16, 2024
AI Santa: When Even Christmas Gets a Digital Hangover
Dec. 4, 2024
AI and Whiskey: A Match Made in Digital Hell
Nov. 18, 2024
Teaching AI to Rob You: A Drunk's Guide to Digital Dystopia
Nov. 17, 2024
The Digital Con Artists Just Got an AI Upgrade