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Tomorrow's tech news, today's hangover.
Disruption
Dec. 28, 2025
Shrimp Jesus and the Infinite Content Treadmill
Dec. 12, 2025
When the Betting Degenerates Get Outsmarted by a Magazine That Once Named "You" Person of the Year
Nov. 14, 2025
The CEO Who Cried Girlfriend: A Meditation on Digital Snake Oil
Oct. 27, 2025
When the Robots Came for the Guitar Players (A Love Story)
Oct. 9, 2025
The Great AI Housing Catfish: When Your Dream Home Has Six Fingers and Impossible Geometry
Oct. 8, 2025
When Your Business Model is Getting Vandalized: A Love Story
Oct. 2, 2025
The Ghost in the Machine Wants an Agent
Oct. 1, 2025
The Digital Dish Pit
Sep. 29, 2025
Crime, Punishment, and a Three-Grand Payout for Your Soul
Sep. 11, 2025
Your New Diploma is a Corporate Coupon
Jul. 20, 2025
Another Sermon from the Digital Mount
Jul. 3, 2025
So You Got a Degree? The Machine Already Read the CliffsNotes.
Jul. 2, 2025
Star Trek Didn't Prepare You For This Bullshit
Jun. 20, 2025
Schools Want AI, Teachers Want a Drink (And Maybe Some Goddamn Training)
Jun. 17, 2025
So You Think Your Spark Makes You Special? The Robots Are Still Coming For Your Bourbon.
Jun. 16, 2025
Another Brick in the Wall, Coded by a Fucking Toaster
Jun. 15, 2025
This High Schooler Gets It. The Rest of You Dopes? Pass the Bottle.
Jun. 15, 2025
So, Should We Trust These New Tin Gods? My Liver Says "Maybe After This Drink."
Jun. 3, 2025
The Human Stain Resists the Digital Wash
Jun. 1, 2025
Another Sermon from the Mount of Code: Adapt or Get Digitally Shredded
May. 28, 2025
Suits, Scripts, and the Sweet Stench of Panic
May. 27, 2025
What Were We Made For? Another Shot of Whiskey, Apparently.
May. 17, 2025
Our Robot Overlords Want You to Do Your Homework, For Once
Apr. 30, 2025
Feeling the Code, or Just Feeling the Hangover?
Apr. 27, 2025
Those Ivory Tower Eggheads Are Already Obsolete, Just Like My Liver
Apr. 10, 2025
A Big, Beautiful Hunk of Legal Bullshit
Feb. 19, 2025
Robot Dementia: When AI Models Start Losing Their Digital Marbles
Feb. 17, 2025
When True Crime Goes AI: Murder, Lies, and Content Creation
Feb. 11, 2025
Musk, Altman, and the $97.4 Billion Hangover Cure That Isn't
Jan. 28, 2025
Nvidia's Hangover: How a Bunch of Chinese Eggheads Gave Big Tech the DTs
Jan. 24, 2025
The Ballad of Billionaire Butt-Kissers
Jan. 18, 2025
They Gave an AI a Diploma, and That's Not Even the Funny Part
Jan. 17, 2025
The Great Digital Profit Heist: How AI's Money Train Left Without Us
Jan. 14, 2025
AI's Digital Diarrhea: How a Teaspoon of BS Poisons the Whole Damn Well
Jan. 14, 2025
AI's Thirst Turns Paradise to Hell (While We All Drink)
Jan. 13, 2025
The Great AI Small Business Con Job: A Booze-Soaked Reality Check
Jan. 12, 2025
Digital Snake Oil and Tinkerbell's Last Dance
Jan. 9, 2025
The Robots Can't Hold Their Liquor: A Hungover Guide to the Writing Apocalypse
Jan. 8, 2025
The Digital Diarrhea Tsunami: When Spam Became a Subscription Service
Jan. 6, 2025
Sam Altman's Digital Messiah Complex: The $100 Billion Hangover
Jan. 5, 2025
Corporate Dystopia 2025: Gen Z's Great American Nightmare
Jan. 3, 2025
Digital Snake Oil and Tomorrow's Empty Promises: A Hungover Guide to 2025
Dec. 29, 2024
Digital Desk Jockeys: Your New Robot Overlords Have Arrived
Dec. 23, 2024
Robot Fever Dreams and Bourbon Reality
Dec. 21, 2024
AI Music: Pour One Out for the Human Soul
Dec. 20, 2024
AI in 2025: Pour Me Another Round of Digital Snake Oil
Dec. 19, 2024
The Corporate Lemmings Are Jumping Off the AI Cliff (And Taking Your Money With Them)
Dec. 19, 2024
The AI That Went From Hornyposting to Holy Scripture (While I'm Still Buying Store-Brand Bourbon)
Dec. 18, 2024
When Books Become Fast Food: The Great Literary Drive-Through
Dec. 16, 2024
The Great Digital Glutton: AI's All-You-Can-Eat Buffet of Everything
Dec. 14, 2024
The Digital Bonfire That's Roasting Us All
Dec. 13, 2024
AI Agents: Your Digital Butler Wants to Fire You (And I Need Another Drink)
Dec. 12, 2024
OpenAI's Sora: Another Digital Strip Tease That Leaves Us Hanging
Dec. 12, 2024
The Great AI Circle Jerk of 2023: Notes from a Hungover Observer
Dec. 10, 2024
OpenAI's New Video Tool: A Hangover-Inducing Tale of Digital Desperation
Dec. 10, 2024
Digital Doomsday Machines Are Drinking Your Milkshake (And Your Power)
Dec. 9, 2024
The Bullshit Factory's Latest Product Line: AI Promises
Dec. 9, 2024
Digital Snake Oil Merchants Promise Robot Workers by 2025
Dec. 7, 2024
Ed-Tech's Perfect Storm: AI Meets Political Circus (God Help Us All)
Dec. 7, 2024
The $200 Digital Fortune Teller: When Snake Oil Gets a Premium Label
Dec. 6, 2024
Nobel Egghead Confirms What My Bourbon's Been Telling Me About AI
Nov. 28, 2024
AI Beats Brain Experts at Their Own Game (While I Beat My Hangover)
Nov. 26, 2024
AI Creativity: Another Round of Corporate Masturbation
Nov. 24, 2024
Digital Witchcraft: When Hexing Billionaires Becomes Cheaper Than Happy Hour
Nov. 24, 2024
Digital Doomscrolling with Professor Know-It-All
Nov. 20, 2024
OpenAI's Latest Snake Oil: Teaching Teachers How to Teach (Because They Clearly Don't Know How)
Nov. 19, 2024
A16Z Wants Robot Cops in Vegas (What Could Possibly Go Wrong?)
Nov. 18, 2024
The Digital Sharecropping Revolution: Welcome to Your New Gig Hell
Nov. 17, 2024
Porter's Five Forces of Educational BS: A Drunk's Guide to the Future of Learning
Nov. 17, 2024
Your Digital Hair Won't Save Your Analog Life
Nov. 16, 2024
Two Trust Fund Kids Try to Fix Healthcare, Fail Spectacularly
Nov. 15, 2024
Robot Butlers and Digital Wage Slaves: Why 2025 Will Be the Year Your Business Gets Its Own HAL 9000
Nov. 15, 2024
The Quarter-Trillion Dollar Hangover: Big Money's AI Bender Gets Wilder
Nov. 13, 2024
European Search Rebels Join Forces (While I Pour Another Drink)
Nov. 8, 2024