Digital Babysitters For Your Brain: A Hungover Look at AI Productivity Tools

Listen, I’m three bourbons deep and still trying to find my car keys from last night, but we need to talk about this whole “second brain” nonsense that’s making the rounds. These tech wizards have apparently decided that my regular brain - already pickled in Jim Beam and running on four hours of sleep - needs a digital twin to function properly.

The latest buzz is all about these fancy AI productivity apps that promise to turn your scattered thoughts into some kind of organized masterpiece. It’s like having a digital personal assistant who doesn’t judge you for showing up to meetings with yesterday’s clothes and bourbon breath.