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Tomorrow's tech news, today's hangover.
Regulation
Jan. 23, 2026
The Digital Asbestos in Your Walls and the Hangovers to Come
Dec. 31, 2025
Berkeley’s Doom Tower and the Herbal-Tea Apocalypse Club
Dec. 30, 2025
OpenAI Will Pay You $555,000 to Worry Full-Time
Dec. 20, 2025
When Your Broken Mug Is a Deepfake and Your Crabs Have Nine Legs
Dec. 11, 2025
The Government Wants AI to Stop Being a Yes-Man, But Won't Stop Being One Itself
Dec. 4, 2025
Dr. Chatbot Will See You Now (If the WiFi Holds Up)
Nov. 29, 2025
More Rules for Ham on Rye than for the God Machine
Nov. 15, 2025
AI Now Makes It Easier to Be a Complete Asshole: A Feature, Not a Bug
Nov. 14, 2025
When Your Kid's Teddy Bear Becomes a Liability
Nov. 10, 2025
When Process Servers Attack: Sam Altman Gets Legally Ambushed in Front of God and Steve Kerr
Nov. 6, 2025
When Politicians Discover Copy-Paste: The Andrew Cuomo AI Disaster
Oct. 28, 2025
When Your Therapist is a Language Model and Nobody Knows What the Hell They're Doing
Oct. 25, 2025
When Websites Fight Back: The Reddit vs. Perplexity Cage Match
Oct. 7, 2025
Digital Necromancy and the Hot Dog Problem
Oct. 6, 2025
When the Robots Rat Out the Consultants: A $440,000 AI Faceplant
Jun. 6, 2025
Pixelated Pucker-Ups and Digital Despair
May. 22, 2025
Binary Blues and Bot-Induced Breakdowns
May. 12, 2025
AI Tutors: Now Teaching Kids How to Cook Fentanyl and Hate Their Bodies
Apr. 8, 2025
The Sweet Despair of a Year-Long Paid Nap
Feb. 14, 2025
When AI Meets Hollywood: Deepfakes, Nazis, and a Very Tired Scarlett
Feb. 13, 2025
Five Cozy Fairy Tales About AI That'll Get Us All Killed
Feb. 13, 2025
A Country of Geniuses, My Ass.
Feb. 11, 2025
Sam Altman's Ode to Our Robot Overlords (Or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Singularity)
Feb. 11, 2025
Parisian Horse Manure: AI Summit Smells Like a Stall That Needs Cleaning
Feb. 9, 2025
The Robots are Coming for Your Spreadsheets, and Your Soul
Feb. 8, 2025
Uncle Sam Wants YOU... to Stop Talking to Chinese Robots
Feb. 6, 2025
The Robots Are Coming, and They're Arguing About Who Gets to Rule the World
Feb. 4, 2025
Musk, A.I., and the Government: A Match Made in... Well, You Know
Feb. 3, 2025
EU's AI Ban: When Skynet Meets Bureaucracy
Feb. 1, 2025
Uncle Sam's Iron Diaper: How Our Tech Titans Learned to Love the Nanny State
Jan. 27, 2025
AI's Stolen Goods: Will the Real Slim Shady Please Stand Up?
Jan. 27, 2025
AI: The New Cold War, or Just Another Hangover Waiting to Happen?
Jan. 27, 2025
Lone Star Lemonade: Texas Sours on AI
Jan. 26, 2025
Robodoc Will See You Now: Another Prescription for Disaster
Jan. 26, 2025
AI, Copyright, and Other Bullshit: The Suits Are Coming for Your Soul
Jan. 22, 2025
OpenAI: From "Saving Humanity" to Sucking Up to Uncle Sam (and Sucking Down All the Juice)
Jan. 22, 2025
AI: The New Cockfight, and We're All Just Roosters
Jan. 19, 2025
AI: Are We Screwing Ourselves With Fancy Calculators?
Jan. 19, 2025
America-Hating Commies, AI, and Other Fairy Tales for Grown-Ups
Jan. 16, 2025
OpenAI's New Manifesto: A Love Letter to Uncle Sam (Written Through Beer Goggles)
Jan. 14, 2025
OpenAI's Corporate Love Letter: "Please Regulate Us (But Not Too Much)"
Dec. 24, 2024
The AI Safety Circle: Where Nobel Laureates Meet Reality's Hangover
Dec. 19, 2024
EU Bureaucrats Try to Tame the AI Beast (While I Try to Tame This Hangover)
Dec. 15, 2024
Rich Man's Tears: When Billionaire VCs Run Scared
Dec. 14, 2024
AI Report Cards Are In: Everyone's Dumber Than My Bourbon
Nov. 28, 2024
The Digital Dystopia Express: All Aboard for 2025
Nov. 27, 2024
Trump's Latest Brilliant Idea: Let's Add Another Czar to the Circus
Nov. 17, 2024
Brussels' Latest Hangover: A Drunk's Guide to the EU AI Act
Nov. 16, 2024
Former Google Boss Wants Armed Guards for AI Labs, and I Need Another Drink
Nov. 14, 2024
Borrowed Brains: A Hangover Chat with the Ghost in Your Machine
Nov. 10, 2024
Skynet for Dummies: A Boozer's Guide to AI Domination