Tomorrow's tech news, today's hangover.

Regulation

The Digital Asbestos in Your Walls and the Hangovers to Come

Berkeley’s Doom Tower and the Herbal-Tea Apocalypse Club

OpenAI Will Pay You $555,000 to Worry Full-Time

When Your Broken Mug Is a Deepfake and Your Crabs Have Nine Legs

The Government Wants AI to Stop Being a Yes-Man, But Won't Stop Being One Itself

Dr. Chatbot Will See You Now (If the WiFi Holds Up)

More Rules for Ham on Rye than for the God Machine

AI Now Makes It Easier to Be a Complete Asshole: A Feature, Not a Bug

When Your Kid's Teddy Bear Becomes a Liability

When Process Servers Attack: Sam Altman Gets Legally Ambushed in Front of God and Steve Kerr

When Politicians Discover Copy-Paste: The Andrew Cuomo AI Disaster

When Your Therapist is a Language Model and Nobody Knows What the Hell They're Doing

When Websites Fight Back: The Reddit vs. Perplexity Cage Match

Digital Necromancy and the Hot Dog Problem

When the Robots Rat Out the Consultants: A $440,000 AI Faceplant

Pixelated Pucker-Ups and Digital Despair

Binary Blues and Bot-Induced Breakdowns

AI Tutors: Now Teaching Kids How to Cook Fentanyl and Hate Their Bodies

The Sweet Despair of a Year-Long Paid Nap

When AI Meets Hollywood: Deepfakes, Nazis, and a Very Tired Scarlett

Five Cozy Fairy Tales About AI That'll Get Us All Killed

A Country of Geniuses, My Ass.

Sam Altman's Ode to Our Robot Overlords (Or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Singularity)

Parisian Horse Manure: AI Summit Smells Like a Stall That Needs Cleaning

The Robots are Coming for Your Spreadsheets, and Your Soul

Uncle Sam Wants YOU... to Stop Talking to Chinese Robots

The Robots Are Coming, and They're Arguing About Who Gets to Rule the World

Musk, A.I., and the Government: A Match Made in... Well, You Know

EU's AI Ban: When Skynet Meets Bureaucracy

Uncle Sam's Iron Diaper: How Our Tech Titans Learned to Love the Nanny State

AI's Stolen Goods: Will the Real Slim Shady Please Stand Up?

AI: The New Cold War, or Just Another Hangover Waiting to Happen?

Lone Star Lemonade: Texas Sours on AI

Robodoc Will See You Now: Another Prescription for Disaster

AI, Copyright, and Other Bullshit: The Suits Are Coming for Your Soul

OpenAI: From "Saving Humanity" to Sucking Up to Uncle Sam (and Sucking Down All the Juice)

AI: The New Cockfight, and We're All Just Roosters

AI: Are We Screwing Ourselves With Fancy Calculators?

America-Hating Commies, AI, and Other Fairy Tales for Grown-Ups

OpenAI's New Manifesto: A Love Letter to Uncle Sam (Written Through Beer Goggles)

OpenAI's Corporate Love Letter: "Please Regulate Us (But Not Too Much)"

The AI Safety Circle: Where Nobel Laureates Meet Reality's Hangover

EU Bureaucrats Try to Tame the AI Beast (While I Try to Tame This Hangover)

Rich Man's Tears: When Billionaire VCs Run Scared

AI Report Cards Are In: Everyone's Dumber Than My Bourbon

The Digital Dystopia Express: All Aboard for 2025

Trump's Latest Brilliant Idea: Let's Add Another Czar to the Circus

Brussels' Latest Hangover: A Drunk's Guide to the EU AI Act

Former Google Boss Wants Armed Guards for AI Labs, and I Need Another Drink

Borrowed Brains: A Hangover Chat with the Ghost in Your Machine

Skynet for Dummies: A Boozer's Guide to AI Domination