Digital Jesus Needs a Software Update: The Holy Algorithm Comes to Church

Listen, I’ve seen some weird stuff in my life. I once woke up in Vegas married to a sock puppet - long story, don’t ask - but this might take the communion wafer. Religious leaders are now using AI to write their sermons, and I’m not nearly drunk enough to process this information.

Let me paint you a picture. There’s this rabbi in Houston, Rabbi Fixler, who created something called “Rabbi Bot.” Picture this: he’s standing there in his synagogue while an AI version of himself preaches about being a good neighbor. The congregation probably thought someone spiked the Manischewitz.