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Tomorrow's tech news, today's hangover.
Siliconvalley
Sep. 26, 2025
Your New Digital Nanny Costs More Than My Rent
May. 20, 2025
So, They Want Your Eyeballs Now. For Progress, Or Something.
May. 5, 2025
Measuring Machine Souls By Their 'Vibes'? Pour Me Another.
Feb. 2, 2025
The Robots are Eating Their Own, and I Need Another Drink
Jan. 30, 2025
The Pot Calling the Kettle... Well, You Know
Jan. 24, 2025
The Ballad of Billionaire Butt-Kissers
Jan. 19, 2025
America-Hating Commies, AI, and Other Fairy Tales for Grown-Ups
Jan. 16, 2025
OpenAI's New Manifesto: A Love Letter to Uncle Sam (Written Through Beer Goggles)
Jan. 12, 2025
Digital Snake Oil and Tinkerbell's Last Dance
Jan. 8, 2025
The Prophet of Profit Speaks Again: Altman's Latest Vision Quest
Jan. 7, 2025
OpenAI's Prophet of Profit Predicts Paradise (After My Fifth Bourbon)
Jan. 6, 2025
Sam Altman's Digital Messiah Complex: The $100 Billion Hangover
Dec. 26, 2024
Billionaire Playground Fight: Two Rich Kids Argue Over Who Gets to Play God
Dec. 20, 2024
AI in 2025: Pour Me Another Round of Digital Snake Oil
Dec. 15, 2024
Rich Man's Tears: When Billionaire VCs Run Scared
Dec. 14, 2024
Dead Men's Code: Another Young Soul Lost to the Machine
Dec. 14, 2024
The Prophet's Latest Sermon (Written Through Bourbon-Tinted Glasses)
Dec. 10, 2024
The Digital Prophets Can't Get Their Stories Straight (And Neither Can I)
Dec. 9, 2024
The Bullshit Factory's Latest Product Line: AI Promises
Dec. 9, 2024
Digital Snake Oil Merchants Promise Robot Workers by 2025
Dec. 6, 2024
Sam Altman's Gospel: A Bourbon-Soaked Guide to Digital Salvation
Dec. 5, 2024
Another Prophet Joins the AGI Circus (Hold My Whiskey)
Nov. 24, 2024
Digital Witchcraft: When Hexing Billionaires Becomes Cheaper Than Happy Hour
Nov. 24, 2024
Digital Doomscrolling with Professor Know-It-All
Nov. 19, 2024
Billionaire Death Match: The Fight Over Who Gets to Be Our Robot Overlord
Nov. 18, 2024
Billionaire Brats Fight Over Their AI's Political Views (I Need Another Drink)
Nov. 16, 2024
The OpenAI Smoke & Mirrors Show: There Is No Wall (Because We Demolished It)
Nov. 16, 2024
Rich Kids' Email Drama Shows What Happens When Daddy's Money Meets AI
Nov. 14, 2024
Digital Court Jesters: Dancing for the Algorithm Kings
Nov. 13, 2024
Prophets of Doom in Silicon Valley: Two Tech Wizards Walk into a Bar