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Tomorrow's tech news, today's hangover.
Technologicalunemployment
Dec. 13, 2025
The Hour-Long Thought That Costs You Rent
Nov. 29, 2025
More Rules for Ham on Rye than for the God Machine
Nov. 27, 2025
The Great Digital Meat Grinder: A toast to the discarded
Jun. 17, 2025
So You Think Your Spark Makes You Special? The Robots Are Still Coming For Your Bourbon.
Jun. 13, 2025
The Robots Took Your Gig? Now They're Your Career Counselor. Swell.
Jun. 13, 2025
Another Generation Tossed on the Digital Bonfire
Jun. 12, 2025
Soft-Boiled Singularity and Hard Liquor Truths
Jun. 3, 2025
The Human Stain Resists the Digital Wash
Jun. 1, 2025
Another Sermon from the Mount of Code: Adapt or Get Digitally Shredded
May. 30, 2025
The AI Apocalypse: Your Cubicle's Obituary
May. 28, 2025
Suits, Scripts, and the Sweet Stench of Panic
May. 13, 2025
The Diploma Delusion: Another Shot of Sour Mash for the Kids
May. 8, 2025
Before the Robot Overlords, We Get the Robot Nudges, Robot Bosses, and Robot Teachers
Feb. 19, 2025
OpenAI Discovers Their Robot Can't Find Its Own Bugs - What a Shocker
Feb. 17, 2025
Sam Altman's Digital Hunger Games: Pay-to-Play AI and the Coming Class War
Feb. 13, 2025
The Great AI Reshuffle: When Robots Become Your Boss's Boss
Feb. 11, 2025
Sam Altman's Ode to Our Robot Overlords (Or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Singularity)
Feb. 9, 2025
The Robots are Coming for Your Spreadsheets, and Your Soul
Feb. 6, 2025
AI, IQ, and Other Four-Letter Words I Don't Understand After 10 PM
Feb. 5, 2025
Billionaires Dream of Empty Offices While I Dream of Another Drink
Feb. 2, 2025
AI Overlords and the Myth of the Solo Billionaire
Jan. 28, 2025
AI Will Steal Your Job, But Don't Worry, You'll Be Too Poor to Care
Jan. 27, 2025
AI: Augmenting the Suits, Not the Souls
Jan. 26, 2025
Uncle Sam Wants YOU... Out of a Job!
Jan. 19, 2025
Dotdash Meredith: Special Sauce, Same Old Shit Sandwich
Jan. 19, 2025
College Degrees, AI Overlords, and the Slow Death of the Cubicle Rat
Jan. 17, 2025
The Great Digital Profit Heist: How AI's Money Train Left Without Us
Jan. 15, 2025
OpenAI's American Fairy Tale: Teaching Robots to Change Your Kids' Diapers
Jan. 13, 2025
AI Career Coach: Because Your Local Bartender Isn't Professional Enough
Jan. 5, 2025
Corporate Dystopia 2025: Gen Z's Great American Nightmare
Dec. 29, 2024
Digital Desk Jockeys: Your New Robot Overlords Have Arrived
Dec. 19, 2024
The Corporate Lemmings Are Jumping Off the AI Cliff (And Taking Your Money With Them)
Dec. 18, 2024
Death's Digital Fortune Tellers: Your Expiration Date, Served with a Side of BS
Dec. 16, 2024
The Great Digital Glutton: AI's All-You-Can-Eat Buffet of Everything
Dec. 16, 2024
The Great Academic Witch Hunt: How AI Detectors Are Turning Universities Into Digital Salem
Dec. 13, 2024
AI Agents: Your Digital Butler Wants to Fire You (And I Need Another Drink)
Dec. 12, 2024
The Great AI Circle Jerk of 2023: Notes from a Hungover Observer
Dec. 12, 2024
The Corporate AI Ethics Circus: Another Round of Pretending to Care
Dec. 9, 2024
AI Leadership: Your New Digital Babysitter Has Arrived
Dec. 9, 2024
Digital Snake Oil Merchants Promise Robot Workers by 2025
Dec. 6, 2024
Nobel Egghead Confirms What My Bourbon's Been Telling Me About AI
Dec. 6, 2024
The Great AI Sobriety Test: MIT Professor Pours Cold Water on Hype Machine
Dec. 3, 2024
The ServiceNow Paradox: When Software Eats the World, Who Feeds the Software?
Nov. 28, 2024
The Digital Dystopia Express: All Aboard for 2025
Nov. 28, 2024
OpenAI's Latest Masterpiece: How to Piss Off Every Artist in Three Hours Flat
Nov. 27, 2024
LinkedIn's Digital Ventriloquist Act: Where Robots Write Your Professional Love Letters
Nov. 26, 2024
Gen Z's Digital Nanny: When Work Needs Training Wheels
Nov. 25, 2024
Four Horsemen of the AI Apocalypse (And Why We're All Screwed Anyway)
Nov. 21, 2024
AI Ruins Christmas, Just Like My Ex-Wife Did (But At Least She Was Human)
Nov. 21, 2024
Learn More or Die Trying: Your Worthless Degree Just Got More Worthless
Nov. 18, 2024
Your New Robot Boss Doesn't Care If You're Three Sheets to the Wind
Nov. 18, 2024
AI Cover Letters: The Digital Circle Jerk Nobody Asked For
Nov. 18, 2024
The Digital Sharecropping Revolution: Welcome to Your New Gig Hell
Nov. 15, 2024
Laundry Robots and Bourbon Dreams: Web Summit's Latest Attempt to Make Me Care
Nov. 15, 2024
AI Makes Scientists Miserable But More Productive - A Hungover Analysis
Nov. 15, 2024
Robot Butlers and Digital Wage Slaves: Why 2025 Will Be the Year Your Business Gets Its Own HAL 9000