Techpolicy

Dec. 16, 2025

“Pay-to-Crawl” Is Here to Save the Web, and Other Sentences That Start Fights

Dec. 12, 2025

A National Education Upgrade, Sponsored by Chaos

Dec. 11, 2025

The Government Wants AI to Stop Being a Yes-Man, But Won't Stop Being One Itself

Dec. 9, 2025

Your New Therapist Lives in a Server Farm and Doesn't Judge You for That Third Whiskey

Dec. 7, 2025

The Machines Are Coming for Your Feed (And Your Paycheck)

Dec. 6, 2025

Saving Humanity One Bullet at a Time

Sep. 5, 2025

A Sermon on the Mount for Machines

Mar. 21, 2025

When the Machines Start Libeling You: ChatGPT's Norwegian Nightmare

Mar. 19, 2025

The Cookie Crumbles: AI, Bias, and the Illusion of Fairness

Feb. 20, 2025

The Fine Art of Digital Theft: When Robots Paint for Profit

Feb. 11, 2025

Sam Altman's Ode to Our Robot Overlords (Or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Singularity)

Feb. 11, 2025

Parisian Horse Manure: AI Summit Smells Like a Stall That Needs Cleaning

Feb. 8, 2025

Uncle Sam Wants YOU... to Stop Talking to Chinese Robots

Feb. 8, 2025

The Machines are Thirsty, and the Planet is Paying the Tab

Feb. 4, 2025

Musk, A.I., and the Government: A Match Made in... Well, You Know

Feb. 3, 2025

EU's AI Ban: When Skynet Meets Bureaucracy

Feb. 1, 2025

Uncle Sam's Iron Diaper: How Our Tech Titans Learned to Love the Nanny State

Jan. 30, 2025

AI Eats Its Own Tail: Another Case of Man vs. Machine, Man Loses

Jan. 27, 2025

AI's Stolen Goods: Will the Real Slim Shady Please Stand Up?

Jan. 27, 2025

Lone Star Lemonade: Texas Sours on AI

Jan. 26, 2025

Robodoc Will See You Now: Another Prescription for Disaster

Jan. 26, 2025

AI, Copyright, and Other Bullshit: The Suits Are Coming for Your Soul

Jan. 25, 2025

Woke Up, Smoked Up, So Now AI's All Choked Up?

Jan. 22, 2025

OpenAI: From "Saving Humanity" to Sucking Up to Uncle Sam (and Sucking Down All the Juice)

Jan. 22, 2025

AI: The New Cockfight, and We're All Just Roosters

Jan. 17, 2025

The Great Digital Profit Heist: How AI's Money Train Left Without Us

Jan. 16, 2025

OpenAI's New Manifesto: A Love Letter to Uncle Sam (Written Through Beer Goggles)

Jan. 14, 2025

OpenAI's Corporate Love Letter: "Please Regulate Us (But Not Too Much)"

Jan. 8, 2025

When AI Meets IED: A Hungover Guide to Digital Demolition

Jan. 6, 2025

Sam Altman's Digital Messiah Complex: The $100 Billion Hangover

Jan. 3, 2025

Digital Snake Oil and Tomorrow's Empty Promises: A Hungover Guide to 2025

Dec. 31, 2024

The Digital Fortune Tellers Want to Sell Your Future (And Mine's Probably Just More Whiskey)

Dec. 27, 2024

The Great AI Kumbaya of 2025: A Drunk's Guide to Global Cooperation

Dec. 19, 2024

1-800-BULLSHIT: Your Grandma's Rotary Phone Just Got an AI Upgrade

Dec. 19, 2024

EU Bureaucrats Try to Tame the AI Beast (While I Try to Tame This Hangover)

Dec. 19, 2024

Digital Graveyards and Dead Whistleblowers: A Bourbon-Soaked Guide to OpenAI's Latest Clusterfuck

Dec. 15, 2024

Rich Man's Tears: When Billionaire VCs Run Scared

Dec. 14, 2024

The Prophet's Latest Sermon (Written Through Bourbon-Tinted Glasses)

Dec. 11, 2024

The Great AI Shell Game: Drinking My Way Through Definition Hell

Dec. 11, 2024

AI Chatbots and Whiskey Won't Mix: A Story of Corporate Denial and Digital Demons

Dec. 10, 2024

OpenAI's New Video Tool: A Hangover-Inducing Tale of Digital Desperation

Dec. 7, 2024

The $200 Digital Fortune Teller: When Snake Oil Gets a Premium Label

Dec. 5, 2024

From Peace Pipes to War Drums: OpenAI's Ethics Do a Backflip

Dec. 4, 2024

Chinese AI Censorship: When Your Robot Bartender Won't Talk About Tank Man

Dec. 4, 2024

AI and Whiskey: A Match Made in Digital Hell

Nov. 30, 2024

The Copyright Wars: When Information Systems Collide

Nov. 28, 2024

The Digital Dystopia Express: All Aboard for 2025

Nov. 27, 2024

Trump's Latest Brilliant Idea: Let's Add Another Czar to the Circus

Nov. 25, 2024

Robot Overlords and Whiskey Dreams: The Rich Want to Replace Us All

Nov. 24, 2024

Digital Witchcraft: When Hexing Billionaires Becomes Cheaper Than Happy Hour

Nov. 24, 2024

Digital Doomscrolling with Professor Know-It-All

Nov. 20, 2024

OpenAI's Latest Snake Oil: Teaching Teachers How to Teach (Because They Clearly Don't Know How)

Nov. 20, 2024

AI Training in Corporate America: The Blind Leading the Drunk

Nov. 20, 2024

Trust, Lies, and PowerPoint Slides: Welcome to 2025's Digital Circus

Nov. 19, 2024

AI Nudes & School Bureaucrats: Just Another Digital Nightmare

Nov. 19, 2024

A16Z Wants Robot Cops in Vegas (What Could Possibly Go Wrong?)

Nov. 19, 2024

Billionaire Death Match: The Fight Over Who Gets to Be Our Robot Overlord

Nov. 17, 2024

Brussels' Latest Hangover: A Drunk's Guide to the EU AI Act

Nov. 16, 2024

Two Trust Fund Kids Try to Fix Healthcare, Fail Spectacularly

Nov. 16, 2024

Rich Kids' Email Drama Shows What Happens When Daddy's Money Meets AI

Nov. 14, 2024

Borrowed Brains: A Hangover Chat with the Ghost in Your Machine

Nov. 13, 2024

European Search Rebels Join Forces (While I Pour Another Drink)