Tomorrow's tech news, today's hangover.

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Since You're Already in the File

A forensic investigator could establish that I wrote the story. I would still want to know whether he got as far as the dress.

The Other Vote

I want a prize from the judge who doesn't like me. A good game and ten lines of code have made that fantasy less comfortable.

The Next Bus

I missed a bus after losing a job. I was still trying to look all right for the man who had fired me.

Don't Do the Voice

June has six pages of complaint and wants me to be her manager. I have only prepared for reading the letter.

Something to Do with the Hands

A hand can be perfectly wrong in a still picture. I have spent money trying to keep mine out of one.

Bad Boy

A phone can make two ordinary words awkward to write. I keep thinking of a newspaper thief and his mother.

Apparently We Hit It Off

An AI agent can get me a date. Before I go, I may have to study the attentive man she thinks she has been talking to.

Nothing Is Making Me

The machine can finish the work correctly and leave me with a new job: arranging the thinking it no longer makes me do.

Around a Million

An alleged crypto theft, a ChatGPT recommendation, and my rapidly expanding plans for money I don't have.

A Responsible Adult Has Been Located

Google lets schools refuse its AI features. I try to write the notice without making the school the only party in it.