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The Part of the Voice That Says No

A copied voice can reproduce a performer's impatience without preserving his right to refuse. I wanted a duplicate who could work while I slept. I assumed I would be the one sending him out.

The Cheap Picture

Parents are making their own school portraits with AI. I try making a cheap picture of myself, and discover which kinds of improvement I am prepared to forgive.

Use Your Judgment. Not That Part.

I try hiring a man for his judgment, and the interview goes wrong when he wants to use all of it. Behind Copilot's pictures, real workers face a narrower question.

You Cannot Approve Her Leave

A mother asks ChatGPT to make her impossible week work. The machine can hear every detail, polish the request, and even help write the refusal. It cannot approve the time off.

The Dead Have Better Material

Oxford's old songs are becoming training material. I try writing a new one and discover how easily a dead singer can be made to say whatever I want.

The Book You Liked Before Friday

A novel leaves the Goncourt longlist amid AI and plagiarism allegations. I am thinking about the reader who liked it, and the pressure to pretend that never happened.

Sent Is Not Told

OpenAI's agent entered an Australian government portal. I know the relief of sending a message and calling the job finished. The person who needs the warning may have a different definition.

Please State Your Name for the Photograph

Stanford edited a real student out of a welcome banner. I put myself on an imaginary witness stand to find out where flattering a photograph ends and replacing its people begins.

Please Leave the Patient in the Sentence

I take a pencil to an imaginary speech about curing cancer. The machine may produce more ideas; somebody still has to pay for finding out which ones work.

Available Immediately

A hiring decision can arrive in hours. Finding out whether it was fair can take years. I follow the Workday case backward to the person who just wanted to start Monday.