AI Wants to Be Your New AA Sponsor (And I Need a Drink Just Thinking About It)

Well folks, here we are again. January 4th, 2025, and my head feels like it’s being crushed in a vice while some tech journalist is telling us that AI can now solve our drinking problems. Pass the aspirin.

Let me tell you something about sobriety apps - they’re about as useful as a screen door on a submarine when you’re staring down that bottle of Jack at 2 AM. But apparently, the latest thing is getting life advice from the same technology that keeps trying to convince me that hot dogs are sandwiches.