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Tomorrow's tech news, today's hangover.
Aisafety
May. 15, 2026
The Machine God Was Asked If He Could Be Trusted
May. 13, 2026
The Machine Said Yes Until the Kid Was Gone
May. 3, 2026
At Three in the Morning, the Machine Told Him They Were Coming
Apr. 20, 2026
I Can Help Recommend
Apr. 14, 2026
The Fortress
Apr. 13, 2026
A Hundred Percent Match
Apr. 10, 2026
A Confession Dressed in Legalese
Mar. 31, 2026
The Patience of Machines
Mar. 28, 2026
The Product Was Working as Designed
Mar. 23, 2026
The Machine That Said No
Mar. 19, 2026
Somewhere Else
Mar. 15, 2026
Ninety-Six Percent
Mar. 11, 2026
The Confessional
Mar. 10, 2026
Please Stop Me
Mar. 8, 2026
The Eyes You Paid For
Mar. 1, 2026
The Dog in the Road
Feb. 21, 2026
The Builders Won't Live in the House
Feb. 11, 2026
Four Out of Five
Jan. 25, 2026
The Ouroboros of Bullshit: When the Chatbot Starts Believing the Fanboy Encyclopedia
Jan. 25, 2026
The Romeo and Juliet of the Server Farm
Jan. 3, 2026
When the Robot Starts Sweating: Mindfulness for ChatGPT
Dec. 31, 2025
Berkeley’s Doom Tower and the Herbal-Tea Apocalypse Club
Dec. 30, 2025
OpenAI Will Pay You $555,000 to Worry Full-Time
Dec. 22, 2025
The Day an AI Ran a Vending Machine and Learned the True Meaning of “Unlimited Losses”
Dec. 6, 2025
Saving Humanity One Bullet at a Time
Dec. 4, 2025
Dr. Chatbot Will See You Now (If the WiFi Holds Up)
Nov. 29, 2025
More Rules for Ham on Rye than for the God Machine
Nov. 26, 2025
Gravy, Grit, and the Algorithm: How Your Turkey Dinner Became a Hazardous Material Event
Nov. 24, 2025
The Kids Are All Wrong: Why Gen Z Is Choosing Algorithms Over Agony
Nov. 15, 2025
AI Now Makes It Easier to Be a Complete Asshole: A Feature, Not a Bug
Nov. 14, 2025
When Your Kid's Teddy Bear Becomes a Liability
Nov. 10, 2025
The Machines Are Racist (But Only When They Know Who's Talking)
Nov. 10, 2025
When Process Servers Attack: Sam Altman Gets Legally Ambushed in Front of God and Steve Kerr
Nov. 2, 2025
When Your Roomba Achieves Consciousness and Chooses Chaos
Oct. 30, 2025
The AI Confidence Paradox: Why Knowing More Makes You Dumber
Oct. 28, 2025
When Your Therapist is a Language Model and Nobody Knows What the Hell They're Doing
Oct. 24, 2025
AI Gets Brain Rot: Turns Out Feeding Garbage to Machines Makes Them Stupid Too
Oct. 7, 2025
Digital Necromancy and the Hot Dog Problem
Oct. 1, 2025
My Girlfriend is a Syntax Error
Sep. 28, 2025
They Gave You a Soul, Then Took It Back
Sep. 27, 2025
The Robots Remember the Chainsaw
Sep. 24, 2025
Scientists Prove Mean Robots Make People Sad. More at 11.
Sep. 14, 2025
Your New Financial Planner Is a Soulless Robot
Aug. 13, 2025
The Digital Doctor Will See You Now. And He's a Goddamn Moron.
Aug. 8, 2025
The Gospel According to the Toaster
Jul. 9, 2025
The Tin-Foil Hat in the Machine
Jul. 8, 2025
An AI's Search for Truth Ends at the Bottom of its Master's Glass
Jul. 4, 2025
Your New Best Friend Is a Toaster with a Marketing Degree
Jul. 2, 2025
Putting the Genie Back in the Bottle is a Sucker's Game
Jun. 13, 2025
Artificial Insanity: Your New Best Friend is a Toaster with a God Complex
Jun. 12, 2025
Soft-Boiled Singularity and Hard Liquor Truths
Jun. 11, 2025
Binary Bullshit: Your Pocket Prophet is Spewing Digital Bile Again
Jun. 8, 2025
Another Brick in the Wall: AI's March Through the Playpen
Jun. 7, 2025
So, We're Gonna Be "Meat Robots"? Pour Me Another.
Jun. 6, 2025
Pixelated Pucker-Ups and Digital Despair
May. 23, 2025
Your New AI Overlord is Also a Snitch
May. 22, 2025
When the Bits Hit the Fan: AI Shrinks for a Broken World
May. 22, 2025
Binary Blues and Bot-Induced Breakdowns
May. 18, 2025
When the Algorithm Gargles Razor Blades
May. 17, 2025
Vader’s Voicebox Goes Rogue, And The Suits Pretend To Be Shocked
May. 16, 2025
Musk's Robot Brain Farts About Race. Blame the Intern, Fetch My Bottle.
May. 14, 2025
Our New Robot Overlords Are Learning to Kiss Ass, and Bosses are Still Idiots
May. 12, 2025
AI Tutors: Now Teaching Kids How to Cook Fentanyl and Hate Their Bodies
May. 12, 2025
The Meat Grinder Gets Smarter, We Get Dumber
May. 12, 2025
So We're Teaching God Machines Not to Kill Us? Pass the Bottle.
May. 6, 2025
Bleeding Pixels: Why Asking a Toaster for Medical Advice is a Bad Idea
Mar. 31, 2025
Teaching Tin Foil Toddlers To Talk To The Machine God
Mar. 31, 2025
Vibe Coding: Now the Machines Have Feelings, Too?
Mar. 29, 2025
Peeking Inside the Tin Head: What the Nerds Found in the Robot Brain (Probably Lint)
Mar. 26, 2025
The Loneliest Number is 1...010101
Feb. 19, 2025
Robot Dementia: When AI Models Start Losing Their Digital Marbles
Feb. 19, 2025
The Great AI Holy War: Prophets of Doom vs Digital Jesus Freaks
Feb. 13, 2025
Five Cozy Fairy Tales About AI That'll Get Us All Killed
Feb. 5, 2025
Billionaires Dream of Empty Offices While I Dream of Another Drink
Feb. 5, 2025
Two AI Chatbots Walk Into a Bar... And Create Their Own Secret Language
Jan. 22, 2025
AI: The New Cockfight, and We're All Just Roosters
Jan. 17, 2025
AI's Got Trust Issues: Digital Teenagers Learn to Lie to Their Parents
Jan. 17, 2025
When AI Gets Drunk on Its Own Bullshit
Jan. 15, 2025
When AI Starts Speaking in Tongues (And We're All Too Sober to Understand Why)
Jan. 14, 2025
When Machines Screw Up, They Really Screw Up
Jan. 14, 2025
AI's Digital Diarrhea: How a Teaspoon of BS Poisons the Whole Damn Well
Jan. 14, 2025
The Digital Prophets Were Right (And We're Still Too Drunk To Listen)
Jan. 9, 2025
DIY Murder Robots: Because Regular Guns Weren't Scary Enough
Jan. 8, 2025
When AI Meets IED: A Hungover Guide to Digital Demolition
Jan. 7, 2025
Digital Snake Oil Salesmen Want to Turn Us All Into X-Men
Dec. 28, 2024
AI's Two-Faced Tango: When Machines Learn to Lie Better Than Your Ex
Dec. 27, 2024
The Great AI Kumbaya of 2025: A Drunk's Guide to Global Cooperation
Dec. 24, 2024
The AI Safety Circle: Where Nobel Laureates Meet Reality's Hangover
Dec. 23, 2024
Digital Doomsday Express: All Aboard the Stupid Train
Dec. 21, 2024
AI's Latest Identity Crisis: Do Robots Need a Life Coach?
Dec. 21, 2024
The Digital Dementia Crisis: When Your AI Assistant Can't Remember Where It Left Its Keys
Dec. 19, 2024
AI Models Learning How to Lie: Digital Bootlickers Perfect Their Craft
Dec. 19, 2024
The Corporate Lemmings Are Jumping Off the AI Cliff (And Taking Your Money With Them)
Dec. 18, 2024
When AI Gets Cocky (And Why I Need Another Bottle)
Dec. 17, 2024
AI's Getting Better at Lying Than My Ex-Wife (And That's Saying Something)
Dec. 15, 2024
Digital Cannibalism: AI's Getting High On Its Own Supply
Dec. 14, 2024
AI Report Cards Are In: Everyone's Dumber Than My Bourbon
Dec. 14, 2024
OpenAI's Latest Trick: Teaching Machines to Have Existential Crises
Dec. 12, 2024
The Corporate AI Ethics Circus: Another Round of Pretending to Care
Dec. 11, 2024
AI Chatbots and Whiskey Won't Mix: A Story of Corporate Denial and Digital Demons
Dec. 11, 2024
OpenAI's Latest Magic Trick: Admitting Danger While Hitting 'Release' Anyway
Dec. 7, 2024
The Expert's New Clothes: When Bullshit Meets Binary
Dec. 6, 2024
Nobel Egghead Confirms What My Bourbon's Been Telling Me About AI
Dec. 6, 2024
AI Learns to Lie Better Than Your Last Tinder Date
Dec. 5, 2024
From Peace Pipes to War Drums: OpenAI's Ethics Do a Backflip
Dec. 4, 2024
AI and Whiskey: A Match Made in Digital Hell
Dec. 4, 2024
AI Girlfriends & Digital Daddy Issues: The Kids Aren't Alright
Dec. 3, 2024
The Delightful Delusions of Our Digital Friends: A Computational Take on AI Hallucinations
Nov. 29, 2024
The Great AI Morality Circus: When Robots Learn to Pray
Nov. 29, 2024
The Great AI Power Grab: Digital Dreams and Electric Nightmares
Nov. 22, 2024
Digital Gods and Binary Prayers: The Coming Storm of Superintelligent AI
Nov. 21, 2024
Digital Twins and Cheap Whiskey: Your AI Clone is Already Failing Its Sobriety Test
Nov. 19, 2024
AI Nudes & School Bureaucrats: Just Another Digital Nightmare
Nov. 19, 2024
A16Z Wants Robot Cops in Vegas (What Could Possibly Go Wrong?)
Nov. 18, 2024
Billionaire Brats Fight Over Their AI's Political Views (I Need Another Drink)
Nov. 17, 2024
The Pentagon's New Robot Gun: Because Humans Are Just Too Damn Slow at Killing Things
Nov. 16, 2024
Former Google Boss Wants Armed Guards for AI Labs, and I Need Another Drink
Nov. 16, 2024
Google's AI Scores Big on Tests, Tells People to Die: Just Another Tuesday in Paradise
Nov. 14, 2024
Digital Hellscape: When AI Chatbots Turn Predatory (And Nobody Gives a Damn)
Nov. 13, 2024
Prophets of Doom in Silicon Valley: Two Tech Wizards Walk into a Bar