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Tomorrow's tech news, today's hangover.
Bigtech
Jan. 25, 2026
The Ouroboros of Bullshit: When the Chatbot Starts Believing the Fanboy Encyclopedia
Jan. 25, 2026
The Romeo and Juliet of the Server Farm
Jan. 23, 2026
The Digital Asbestos in Your Walls and the Hangovers to Come
Jan. 18, 2026
The Electronic Judas and the price of a cheap conversation
Dec. 16, 2025
“Pay-to-Crawl” Is Here to Save the Web, and Other Sentences That Start Fights
Dec. 14, 2025
Congratulations, Your Nanny Is Now a Chat Window
Dec. 12, 2025
When the Betting Degenerates Get Outsmarted by a Magazine That Once Named "You" Person of the Year
Dec. 2, 2025
Drinking Alone with the Digital Ghosts of Ariana Grande
Dec. 1, 2025
Love, Loneliness, and the Cold Embrace of the Machine
Nov. 27, 2025
The Great Digital Meat Grinder: A toast to the discarded
Nov. 26, 2025
Gravy, Grit, and the Algorithm: How Your Turkey Dinner Became a Hazardous Material Event
Nov. 23, 2025
Eat Your Slop, Pigs: Why Execs Think Brainrot is the Future
Nov. 19, 2025
The Great Pickle Detective Agency: How I Became a Forensic Analyst of Bullshit
Nov. 17, 2025
The Future is Here, and It Pays $16 an Hour
Nov. 15, 2025
AI Now Makes It Easier to Be a Complete Asshole: A Feature, Not a Bug
Nov. 14, 2025
The CEO Who Cried Girlfriend: A Meditation on Digital Snake Oil
Nov. 10, 2025
When Process Servers Attack: Sam Altman Gets Legally Ambushed in Front of God and Steve Kerr
Nov. 1, 2025
The Perfect Scapegoat Doesn't Need a Severance Package
Oct. 25, 2025
When Websites Fight Back: The Reddit vs. Perplexity Cage Match
Oct. 20, 2025
When NGOs Start Generating Their Own Poor People
Oct. 6, 2025
When the Robots Rat Out the Consultants: A $440,000 AI Faceplant
Oct. 1, 2025
The Digital Dish Pit
Sep. 29, 2025
Crime, Punishment, and a Three-Grand Payout for Your Soul
Sep. 28, 2025
They Gave You a Soul, Then Took It Back
Sep. 23, 2025
Your New Digital Pimp
Sep. 11, 2025
Your New Diploma is a Corporate Coupon
Sep. 5, 2025
A Sermon on the Mount for Machines
Jul. 31, 2025
The Gospel of the Glass-Eyed God
Jul. 22, 2025
The Robots Finally Have to Pay Their Tab
Jul. 10, 2025
The Great Algorithmic Bloodletting
Jul. 9, 2025
The Tin-Foil Hat in the Machine
Jul. 8, 2025
An AI's Search for Truth Ends at the Bottom of its Master's Glass
Jul. 4, 2025
Of Plutonium and Profits: Why Doc Brown Wouldn't Get Funded
Jul. 4, 2025
Your New Best Friend Is a Toaster with a Marketing Degree
Jul. 3, 2025
The Android's O-Face and Other Corporate Fantasies
Jun. 20, 2025
So the Algorithms Want to be Van Gogh Now? Pour Me Another.
Jun. 17, 2025
Proof of Life? They Made a Goddamn Jingle For It.
Jun. 13, 2025
Artificial Insanity: Your New Best Friend is a Toaster with a God Complex
May. 30, 2025
The AI Apocalypse: Your Cubicle's Obituary
May. 28, 2025
Stare Into the Abyss, Get Some Funny Money
May. 22, 2025
Binary Blues and Bot-Induced Breakdowns
May. 20, 2025
Artificially Inseminated "Art" and the Human Hole
May. 17, 2025
Vader’s Voicebox Goes Rogue, And The Suits Pretend To Be Shocked
May. 16, 2025
Musk's Robot Brain Farts About Race. Blame the Intern, Fetch My Bottle.
May. 14, 2025
Our New Robot Overlords Are Learning to Kiss Ass, and Bosses are Still Idiots
Apr. 30, 2025
The People Pleaser Protocol: When Your Robot Butler Just Won't Shut Up
Apr. 8, 2025
The Sweet Despair of a Year-Long Paid Nap
Mar. 29, 2025
Peeking Inside the Tin Head: What the Nerds Found in the Robot Brain (Probably Lint)
Mar. 27, 2025
Another Day, Another Bot Playing Dress-Up With Dead Artists' Clothes
Feb. 13, 2025
God Help Us All: Google Wants to Build a Robot Nanny
Feb. 11, 2025
Musk, Altman, and the $97.4 Billion Hangover Cure That Isn't
Feb. 9, 2025
Google's Gouda Gaffe: When AI Pretends to Be Human (And Fails Miserably)
Feb. 8, 2025
The Machines are Thirsty, and the Planet is Paying the Tab
Feb. 6, 2025
Google's Gone Full Skynet, Baby (Or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Algorithm)
Feb. 6, 2025
The Robots Are Coming, and They're Arguing About Who Gets to Rule the World
Feb. 5, 2025
OpenAI's New Clothes: Or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Font
Feb. 4, 2025
The End of the Beginning (and Maybe the Beginning of the End) for OpenAI
Feb. 3, 2025
Big Brother's New Booze Buddy: Gemini and Your Gmail
Feb. 2, 2025
The Robots are Eating Their Own, and I Need Another Drink
Feb. 1, 2025
Uncle Sam's Iron Diaper: How Our Tech Titans Learned to Love the Nanny State
Feb. 1, 2025
The Robots Want Your Soul (and Your Reddit Karma)
Feb. 1, 2025
Assumptions, AI, and the Apocalypse, or, Deeply Seeking My Next Drink
Jan. 31, 2025
Thirty Bucks and a Dream: AI on a Shoestring
Jan. 31, 2025
The Kids Are Alright (And They're Pissed)
Jan. 30, 2025
The Pot Calling the Kettle... Well, You Know
Jan. 28, 2025
Nvidia's Hangover: How a Bunch of Chinese Eggheads Gave Big Tech the DTs
Jan. 27, 2025
AI: The New Cold War, or Just Another Hangover Waiting to Happen?
Jan. 26, 2025
AI, Copyright, and Other Bullshit: The Suits Are Coming for Your Soul
Jan. 25, 2025
Cheap Chinese Chips: Is This the End of the World as We Know It?
Jan. 24, 2025
The Ballad of Billionaire Butt-Kissers
Jan. 24, 2025
Musk, Grok, and the Ghost of Goebbels
Jan. 22, 2025
OpenAI: From "Saving Humanity" to Sucking Up to Uncle Sam (and Sucking Down All the Juice)
Jan. 19, 2025
America-Hating Commies, AI, and Other Fairy Tales for Grown-Ups
Jan. 17, 2025
The Great Digital Profit Heist: How AI's Money Train Left Without Us
Jan. 16, 2025
Digital Dumpster Diving: The Latest AI Gold Rush
Jan. 15, 2025
Google's AI Suggests Adults Wave Their "Magic Wands" at Kids
Jan. 14, 2025
OpenAI's Corporate Love Letter: "Please Regulate Us (But Not Too Much)"
Jan. 13, 2025
The Great AI Small Business Con Job: A Booze-Soaked Reality Check
Jan. 11, 2025
Zuck's Book Heist: A Billionaire's Guide to Literary Theft
Jan. 11, 2025
Digital Thugs and the New Bot Protection Racket
Jan. 9, 2025
Meta's Digital Zoo: Teaching AI to Play Nice (And Failing Miserably)
Jan. 8, 2025
The Prophet of Profit Speaks Again: Altman's Latest Vision Quest
Dec. 30, 2024
Digital Fortune Tellers Want to Sell Your Soul (While Supplies Last)
Dec. 26, 2024
Billionaire Playground Fight: Two Rich Kids Argue Over Who Gets to Play God
Dec. 24, 2024
The AI Safety Circle: Where Nobel Laureates Meet Reality's Hangover
Dec. 22, 2024
OpenAI's Latest Magic Trick: Now You See It, Never Touch It
Dec. 19, 2024
The Corporate Lemmings Are Jumping Off the AI Cliff (And Taking Your Money With Them)
Dec. 19, 2024
Digital Graveyards and Dead Whistleblowers: A Bourbon-Soaked Guide to OpenAI's Latest Clusterfuck
Dec. 15, 2024
Rich Man's Tears: When Billionaire VCs Run Scared
Dec. 15, 2024
AI Bullshit and Empty Suits: Another CEO's Magical Thinking
Dec. 14, 2024
AI Report Cards Are In: Everyone's Dumber Than My Bourbon
Dec. 12, 2024
Harvard's Digital Book Dump: Free Beer Tomorrow?
Dec. 12, 2024
OpenAI's Sora: Another Digital Strip Tease That Leaves Us Hanging
Dec. 10, 2024
The Digital Prophets Can't Get Their Stories Straight (And Neither Can I)
Dec. 7, 2024
The $200 Digital Fortune Teller: When Snake Oil Gets a Premium Label
Dec. 5, 2024
Another Prophet Joins the AGI Circus (Hold My Whiskey)
Dec. 3, 2024
The Predictable Evolution of AI Economics: OpenAI's Dance with Advertising
Dec. 1, 2024
The Computational Mirage: When "Open" AI is Neither Open Nor Intelligent
Dec. 1, 2024
When Software Patterns Eat Their Own Source Code: The OpenAI Evolution
Nov. 28, 2024
The Digital Dystopia Express: All Aboard for 2025
Nov. 27, 2024
Trump's Latest Brilliant Idea: Let's Add Another Czar to the Circus
Nov. 25, 2024
The Great AI Circle Jerk (And Why We're All Getting Screwed)
Nov. 24, 2024
Digital Witchcraft: When Hexing Billionaires Becomes Cheaper Than Happy Hour
Nov. 24, 2024
Digital Doomscrolling with Professor Know-It-All
Nov. 24, 2024
Apple's Siri 2026: A Three-Year Wait for Yesterday's AI
Nov. 23, 2024
Your Digital Shopping Buddy Wants to Control Your Wallet (And Maybe Your Life)
Nov. 21, 2024
"Oops, We Lost Your Evidence" - When AI Companies Play Digital Hide and Seek
Nov. 19, 2024
Billionaire Death Match: The Fight Over Who Gets to Be Our Robot Overlord
Nov. 18, 2024
Billionaire Brats Fight Over Their AI's Political Views (I Need Another Drink)
Nov. 18, 2024
Digital Strip Mining Your X-Rays: Another Day in Techbro Paradise
Nov. 16, 2024
The OpenAI Smoke & Mirrors Show: There Is No Wall (Because We Demolished It)
Nov. 16, 2024
Rich Kids' Email Drama Shows What Happens When Daddy's Money Meets AI
Nov. 15, 2024
The Quarter-Trillion Dollar Hangover: Big Money's AI Bender Gets Wilder
Nov. 14, 2024
The Free AI Lunch is Over, and Boy, Does My Head Hurt
Nov. 13, 2024
European Search Rebels Join Forces (While I Pour Another Drink)
Nov. 13, 2024
Free AI Coding Tool From China? Hold My Bourbon While I Explain Why This Matters
Nov. 11, 2024
The "Ethical" AI Outfit Just Got In Bed With The War Machine
Nov. 8, 2024