Dec. 1, 2025
Sixty Minutes to Nowhere
Autonomous Assistants and Other Lies We Tell Ourselves
It’s Tuesday noon and some guy named Dominic wants to teach me how to build “autonomous assistants” that “really work for me.”
I’m sitting here with a beer going warm, looking at this LinkedIn post, wondering when exactly we all agreed to stop being honest with each other.
“Without you having to constantly intervene,” he writes.
I once had a woman tell me the same thing about our relationship. Lasted three months. She intervened plenty.