Corporate Culture Gets an AI Makeover (Or: Teaching Robots to Play Nice)

Look, I’d love to write this piece sober, but some stories require chemical assistance. The World Economic Forum just dropped another masterpiece about AI transforming corporate culture, and my bourbon bottle’s getting lighter by the paragraph.

Here’s the deal: the suits are freaking out because their shiny new AI toys aren’t playing by the rules. They’re scrambling to create “cultural frameworks” - corporate speak for “please don’t let the robots go rogue while we’re making money off them.”