Can AI Cure Your Hangover? (Spoiler: No, But Let's Talk About It Anyway)

So here I am, third bourbon of the morning, reading about whether artificial intelligence can cure hangovers, and I can’t help but laugh. Not because it’s funny – well, it is – but because it’s such a perfectly human question to ask a machine. “Hey computer, can you fix the consequences of my poor life choices?”

The short answer, according to the folks who actually bothered to research this, is no. AI can’t cure your hangover. But apparently it can give you tips, which is sort of like asking your smartest friend how to fix a flat tire and having them read you the owner’s manual. Technically helpful. Practically useless when you’re face-down on the bathroom floor at 6 AM wondering why you thought that last shot of tequila was a good idea.