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Tomorrow's tech news, today's hangover.
Dataprivacy
Jan. 16, 2026
The New Landlords of Your Skull
Jan. 12, 2026
The Great IP Yard Sale: OpenAI Wants Your Old Homework to Build Your Replacement
Dec. 26, 2025
Welcome Back to the Manor: AI as Our New King, Priest, and HR Department
Dec. 15, 2025
OpenAI and the New Dirty Bookstore With Fluorescent Lights
Dec. 4, 2025
Dr. Chatbot Will See You Now (If the WiFi Holds Up)
Nov. 24, 2025
The Kids Are All Wrong: Why Gen Z Is Choosing Algorithms Over Agony
Nov. 14, 2025
When Your Kid's Teddy Bear Becomes a Liability
Oct. 25, 2025
When Websites Fight Back: The Reddit vs. Perplexity Cage Match
Oct. 24, 2025
AI Gets Brain Rot: Turns Out Feeding Garbage to Machines Makes Them Stupid Too
Oct. 8, 2025
When Your Business Model is Getting Vandalized: A Love Story
Sep. 30, 2025
My Digital Soul is a Snitch, and My Smart Toaster is Judging Me
Sep. 26, 2025
Your New Digital Nanny Costs More Than My Rent
Aug. 15, 2025
Your New Digital Girlfriend Is a Corporate Spy
Jul. 5, 2025
The Plastic Confessor in the Pink Corvette
Jun. 17, 2025
Proof of Life? They Made a Goddamn Jingle For It.
May. 28, 2025
Stare Into the Abyss, Get Some Funny Money
May. 28, 2025
Suits, Scripts, and the Sweet Stench of Panic
May. 23, 2025
Your New AI Overlord is Also a Snitch
May. 20, 2025
So, They Want Your Eyeballs Now. For Progress, Or Something.
May. 2, 2025
So You Sold Your Face for a Cheap Plastic Knockoff (That Isn't Even Real)
Feb. 14, 2025
When AI Meets Hollywood: Deepfakes, Nazis, and a Very Tired Scarlett
Feb. 3, 2025
Big Brother's New Booze Buddy: Gemini and Your Gmail
Jan. 31, 2025
DeepSeek's Deep Sh*t: When AI's Diaper Leaks
Jan. 31, 2025
The Kids Are Alright (And They're Pissed)
Jan. 17, 2025
Your ChatGPT Poetry Is Melting The Ice Caps (And My Hangover Isn't Helping)
Jan. 16, 2025
Digital Dumpster Diving: The Latest AI Gold Rush
Jan. 11, 2025
Digital Thugs and the New Bot Protection Racket
Jan. 8, 2025
When AI Meets IED: A Hungover Guide to Digital Demolition
Jan. 4, 2025
The Pentagon's New AI Bouncer: Because Your Mom Said It's OK
Dec. 31, 2024
The Digital Fortune Tellers Want to Sell Your Future (And Mine's Probably Just More Whiskey)
Dec. 30, 2024
Digital Fortune Tellers Want to Sell Your Soul (While Supplies Last)
Dec. 26, 2024
Your Email Address is as Screwed as My Last Relationship (And 2025 Won't Save Either)
Dec. 19, 2024
1-800-BULLSHIT: Your Grandma's Rotary Phone Just Got an AI Upgrade
Dec. 19, 2024
EU Bureaucrats Try to Tame the AI Beast (While I Try to Tame This Hangover)
Dec. 18, 2024
Death's Digital Fortune Tellers: Your Expiration Date, Served with a Side of BS
Dec. 14, 2024
The Digital Bonfire That's Roasting Us All
Dec. 12, 2024
Harvard's Digital Book Dump: Free Beer Tomorrow?
Dec. 11, 2024
Teaching AI to Blackout: When Machines Learn to Forget Better Than I Do
Nov. 30, 2024
Digital Archives as Memory Banks: When Your Past Becomes Someone Else's Training Data
Nov. 21, 2024
Digital Twins and Cheap Whiskey: Your AI Clone is Already Failing Its Sobriety Test
Nov. 21, 2024
"Oops, We Lost Your Evidence" - When AI Companies Play Digital Hide and Seek
Nov. 19, 2024
AI Wants to Play God with DNA: Pass Me Another Bourbon
Nov. 18, 2024
Digital Strip Mining Your X-Rays: Another Day in Techbro Paradise
Nov. 18, 2024
Teaching AI to Rob You: A Drunk's Guide to Digital Dystopia
Nov. 17, 2024
The Digital Con Artists Just Got an AI Upgrade
Nov. 14, 2024
The Free AI Lunch is Over, and Boy, Does My Head Hurt
Nov. 12, 2024
When AI Meets Real Estate: A Perfect Storm of Digital BS
Nov. 11, 2024
The "Ethical" AI Outfit Just Got In Bed With The War Machine
Nov. 5, 2014
Your future AI butler is coming (and it's probably judging you)