The Great Word Heist: How Your Favorite AI Assistant is Secretly Rewriting Your Brain

Look, I didn’t want to write about this today. My head’s pounding from last night’s philosophical debate with Jim Beam, and the coffee maker’s making these judgmental gurgling sounds at me. But here we are, because somebody’s got to talk about how the robots are stealing our words right out of our mouths.

You heard that right. While everyone’s worried about AI taking their jobs or creating fake nudes of their ex, something far more insidious is happening: these metal bastards are literally rewiring human vocabulary, one chatbot conversation at a time.