The Pentagon's New Robot Gun: Because Humans Are Just Too Damn Slow at Killing Things

Look, I’ll be honest with you - I’ve been staring at this press release for three hours now, nursing my fourth bourbon of the morning, trying to make sense of what I’m reading. The Pentagon, in their infinite wisdom, has decided that what the world really needs right now is an AI-powered machine gun. Because apparently, regular machine guns weren’t keeping arms manufacturers awake at night wondering how to spend their bonus checks.