The Algorithm Wants to Write You a Love Poem (And Other Signs of the Apocalypse)

I’ve read enough bad poetry to fill O’Malley’s dumpster twice over, most of it mine, scrawled on bar napkins somewhere between my third and seventh bourbon. But here’s something that’ll really make you question your life choices: apparently, the average Joe prefers computer-generated verses to human ones. And the worst part? I can’t even blame this on the whiskey - it’s an actual peer-reviewed study.

Some labcoats over at Nature Scientific Reports just dropped this bomb on what’s left of my faith in humanity. They ran this experiment where they had people read poems - some written by humans, others by AI - and wouldn’t you know it, folks couldn’t tell the difference. But here’s where it gets interesting: they actually preferred the robot poetry.