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Tomorrow's tech news, today's hangover.
Surveillance
May. 5, 2026
Two Tribes and a Hammer
Jan. 16, 2026
The New Landlords of Your Skull
Dec. 20, 2025
When Your Broken Mug Is a Deepfake and Your Crabs Have Nine Legs
Dec. 17, 2025
The Taylor Swift “Nazi Bot” Study: How to Set the Internet on Fire With 3.77% of a Match
Dec. 15, 2025
OpenAI and the New Dirty Bookstore With Fluorescent Lights
Oct. 8, 2025
When Your Business Model is Getting Vandalized: A Love Story
Sep. 30, 2025
My Digital Soul is a Snitch, and My Smart Toaster is Judging Me
Sep. 16, 2025
Your Kid's New Best Friend Is a Snitch in a Fuzz Suit
Aug. 15, 2025
Your New Digital Girlfriend Is a Corporate Spy
Jul. 31, 2025
The Gospel of the Glass-Eyed God
Jul. 5, 2025
The Plastic Confessor in the Pink Corvette
Jul. 2, 2025
Star Trek Didn't Prepare You For This Bullshit
Jun. 17, 2025
Proof of Life? They Made a Goddamn Jingle For It.
May. 28, 2025
Stare Into the Abyss, Get Some Funny Money
May. 23, 2025
Your New AI Overlord is Also a Snitch
May. 20, 2025
So, They Want Your Eyeballs Now. For Progress, Or Something.
May. 2, 2025
So You Sold Your Face for a Cheap Plastic Knockoff (That Isn't Even Real)
Feb. 3, 2025
EU's AI Ban: When Skynet Meets Bureaucracy
Feb. 3, 2025
Big Brother's New Booze Buddy: Gemini and Your Gmail
Jan. 4, 2025
The Pentagon's New AI Bouncer: Because Your Mom Said It's OK
Dec. 31, 2024
The Digital Fortune Tellers Want to Sell Your Future (And Mine's Probably Just More Whiskey)
Dec. 30, 2024
Digital Fortune Tellers Want to Sell Your Soul (While Supplies Last)
Dec. 26, 2024
Your Email Address is as Screwed as My Last Relationship (And 2025 Won't Save Either)
Dec. 19, 2024
1-800-BULLSHIT: Your Grandma's Rotary Phone Just Got an AI Upgrade
Dec. 4, 2024
AI and Whiskey: A Match Made in Digital Hell
Nov. 23, 2024
Your Digital Shopping Buddy Wants to Control Your Wallet (And Maybe Your Life)
Nov. 19, 2024
A16Z Wants Robot Cops in Vegas (What Could Possibly Go Wrong?)
Nov. 11, 2024
The "Ethical" AI Outfit Just Got In Bed With The War Machine