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Surveillance

Two Tribes and a Hammer

The New Landlords of Your Skull

When Your Broken Mug Is a Deepfake and Your Crabs Have Nine Legs

The Taylor Swift “Nazi Bot” Study: How to Set the Internet on Fire With 3.77% of a Match

OpenAI and the New Dirty Bookstore With Fluorescent Lights

When Your Business Model is Getting Vandalized: A Love Story

My Digital Soul is a Snitch, and My Smart Toaster is Judging Me

Your Kid's New Best Friend Is a Snitch in a Fuzz Suit

Your New Digital Girlfriend Is a Corporate Spy

The Gospel of the Glass-Eyed God

The Plastic Confessor in the Pink Corvette

Star Trek Didn't Prepare You For This Bullshit

Proof of Life? They Made a Goddamn Jingle For It.

Stare Into the Abyss, Get Some Funny Money

Your New AI Overlord is Also a Snitch

So, They Want Your Eyeballs Now. For Progress, Or Something.

So You Sold Your Face for a Cheap Plastic Knockoff (That Isn't Even Real)

EU's AI Ban: When Skynet Meets Bureaucracy

Big Brother's New Booze Buddy: Gemini and Your Gmail

The Pentagon's New AI Bouncer: Because Your Mom Said It's OK

The Digital Fortune Tellers Want to Sell Your Future (And Mine's Probably Just More Whiskey)

Digital Fortune Tellers Want to Sell Your Soul (While Supplies Last)

Your Email Address is as Screwed as My Last Relationship (And 2025 Won't Save Either)

1-800-BULLSHIT: Your Grandma's Rotary Phone Just Got an AI Upgrade

AI and Whiskey: A Match Made in Digital Hell

Your Digital Shopping Buddy Wants to Control Your Wallet (And Maybe Your Life)

A16Z Wants Robot Cops in Vegas (What Could Possibly Go Wrong?)

The "Ethical" AI Outfit Just Got In Bed With The War Machine