Dec. 9, 2024
The Bullshit Factory's Latest Product Line: AI Promises
Christ, my head is pounding. Four fingers of bourbon mightâve been three too many last night, but these press releases arenât going to read themselves. Speaking of headaches, let me tell you about the latest circle jerk happening in the executive suites across America.
Remember when your ex promised theyâd changed? Thatâs what these AI announcements feel like. AWS and Microsoft are competing to see who can spray more AI cologne on their same old products. AWSâs re:Invent conference turned into a confetti cannon of AI buzzwords, and Microsoft, not to be outdone, announced their â12 Days of OpenAIâ - because apparently, we needed an AI advent calendar.