Ten Headlines That Prove We're Living in a Sci-Fi B-Movie (And I Need Another Drink)

Look, I wasn’t planning on writing this piece tonight. I was perfectly content nursing my bourbon at O’Malley’s, watching the Christmas lights flicker through the smoky haze while contemplating my own mortality. But then Dave - you know Dave, the bartender who thinks Web3 is a spider species - showed me this fancy article about 2024’s biggest headlines.

Christ, what a year. Pour yourself something strong, because we’re going to need it.