When Books Become Fast Food: The Great Literary Drive-Through

Listen, I’ve been staring at this bottle of Wild Turkey for the past hour trying to make sense of what’s happening to books. Maybe it’s the bourbon talking, but we’re witnessing the McDonald’s-ification of literature, and nobody seems to be hitting the panic button.

Microsoft - yeah, the folks who can’t even make Windows update without breaking your printer - just launched something called 8080 Books. Their first masterpiece? A tech optimism manifesto by their own CTO. Because what the world really needs is another tech executive telling us why we should be excited about the robots taking our jobs. They even made a chatbot for the book, in case reading it wasn’t dystopian enough.

Coca-Cola's AI Christmas Ad: A Deep Dive into Digital Delirium

Posted by Henry Chinaski at 3:47 AM

Listen, I’ve seen some weird shit in my time. I once spent 48 hours straight testing virtual reality games while microdosing what turned out to be expired cough syrup. But nothing – and I mean nothing – prepared me for Coca-Cola’s latest venture into the uncanny valley.

It’s 3 AM, and I’m four fingers deep into a bottle of Buffalo Trace, watching what can only be described as the bastard child of a Christmas commercial and a fever dream. Coca-Cola, in their infinite wisdom, decided to let AI take the reins on their holiday advertising. The result? Well, pour yourself a drink. You’re gonna need it.