Technology

Dec. 12, 2025

When the Betting Degenerates Get Outsmarted by a Magazine That Once Named "You" Person of the Year

Nov. 6, 2025

When Politicians Discover Copy-Paste: The Andrew Cuomo AI Disaster

Nov. 3, 2025

Can AI Cure Your Hangover? (Spoiler: No, But Let's Talk About It Anyway)

Oct. 31, 2025

AI Job Apocalypse Update: Still Waiting

Oct. 13, 2025

The Computational Architecture of Blame: Why Your AI Assistant Produces Garbage

Oct. 9, 2025

The Great AI Housing Catfish: When Your Dream Home Has Six Fingers and Impossible Geometry

Sep. 21, 2025

The Guru in the Machine and the Ghost in My Head

Apr. 2, 2025

Practice Your Pathetic Pickup Lines on a Toaster? Tinder Thinks So.

Mar. 25, 2025

AI Won't Write Your Shitty Novel, But It Might Polish Your Turds

Mar. 23, 2025

ChatGPT: Your New Best Friend (Who Will Gladly Stab You in the Back)

Feb. 28, 2025

The Art Market's Latest Hustle: AI Paintings for Rich People Who Don't Get Art

Feb. 9, 2025

Google's Gouda Gaffe: When AI Pretends to Be Human (And Fails Miserably)

Feb. 8, 2025

The Machines are Thirsty, and the Planet is Paying the Tab

Feb. 6, 2025

The Robots Are Coming, and They're Arguing About Who Gets to Rule the World

Feb. 5, 2025

OpenAI's New Clothes: Or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Font

Feb. 4, 2025

The End of the Beginning (and Maybe the Beginning of the End) for OpenAI

Feb. 4, 2025

AI: Your New Sober Buddy in a World Gone Mad?

Feb. 3, 2025

ChatGPT: Your New AA Sponsor for Curiosity?

Feb. 2, 2025

ChatGPT Gets a Lobotomy: The Robots Are Coming For Your Whiskey and Women

Feb. 2, 2025

The Robots are Eating Their Own, and I Need Another Drink

Feb. 1, 2025

Uncle Sam's Iron Diaper: How Our Tech Titans Learned to Love the Nanny State

Feb. 1, 2025

The Robots Want Your Soul (and Your Reddit Karma)

Feb. 1, 2025

Assumptions, AI, and the Apocalypse, or, Deeply Seeking My Next Drink

Jan. 31, 2025

Thirty Bucks and a Dream: AI on a Shoestring

Jan. 31, 2025

DeepSeek's Deep Sh*t: When AI's Diaper Leaks

Jan. 31, 2025

The Kids Are Alright (And They're Pissed)

Jan. 30, 2025

The Pot Calling the Kettle... Well, You Know

Jan. 28, 2025

Meatware vs. Wetware: Sam Altman Thinks Your Kids Are Dumb

Jan. 28, 2025

Nvidia's Hangover: How a Bunch of Chinese Eggheads Gave Big Tech the DTs

Jan. 27, 2025

AI's Stolen Goods: Will the Real Slim Shady Please Stand Up?

Jan. 27, 2025

AI: The New Cold War, or Just Another Hangover Waiting to Happen?

Jan. 27, 2025

AI: Your New Wingman (Or Just Another Buzzkill?)

Jan. 25, 2025

Cheap Chinese Chips: Is This the End of the World as We Know It?

Jan. 24, 2025

The Ballad of Billionaire Butt-Kissers

Jan. 24, 2025

AI Shrinks and the Rise of the Digital Fraud

Jan. 24, 2025

Musk, Grok, and the Ghost of Goebbels

Jan. 22, 2025

The Robots Are Coming For Your Presidents

Jan. 20, 2025

Letting AI Pay Rent: A Brain's Gotta Earn Its Keep

Jan. 18, 2025

They Gave an AI a Diploma, and That's Not Even the Funny Part

Jan. 18, 2025

God, Guts, and Gigabytes

Jan. 17, 2025

The Digital Fountain of Youth Gets an AI Upgrade (And My Liver Isn't Buying It)

Jan. 17, 2025

Your ChatGPT Poetry Is Melting The Ice Caps (And My Hangover Isn't Helping)

Jan. 15, 2025

From Sex Bots to Social Butterflies: The Great Robot Neutering of 2025

Jan. 14, 2025

AI's Thirst Turns Paradise to Hell (While We All Drink)

Jan. 13, 2025

AI Wants to Change Your Grandma's Diapers (For Just $150 Million)

Jan. 13, 2025

The Great AI Small Business Con Job: A Booze-Soaked Reality Check

Jan. 1, 2025

AI Wants to Fix Your Hangover (But First, Let Me Pour Another Drink)

Dec. 29, 2024

The Digital Gods Are Thirsty (And We Can't Keep Up)

Dec. 29, 2024

Facebook's Digital Zoo: Where AI Clones Go to Die

Dec. 26, 2024

Your Email Address is as Screwed as My Last Relationship (And 2025 Won't Save Either)

Dec. 26, 2024

CAPTCHA My Drift: When Robots Pass Tests Better Than My Drunk Ass

Dec. 19, 2024

The AI That Went From Hornyposting to Holy Scripture (While I'm Still Buying Store-Brand Bourbon)

Dec. 17, 2024

Free AI Search or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Digital Fortune Teller

Dec. 15, 2024

Digital Jesus Takes Confessions: What Could Possibly Go Wrong?

Dec. 15, 2024

AI Bullshit and Empty Suits: Another CEO's Magical Thinking

Dec. 14, 2024

The Digital Bonfire That's Roasting Us All

Dec. 12, 2024

OpenAI's Sora: Another Digital Strip Tease That Leaves Us Hanging

Dec. 12, 2024

Light Shows and Quantum Dreams: A Drunk's Guide to Tomorrow's Computing

Dec. 12, 2024

Medieval Lit Goes Digital: UCLA's Latest Drunken Mistake

Dec. 10, 2024

OpenAI's New Video Tool: A Hangover-Inducing Tale of Digital Desperation

Dec. 10, 2024

Digital Doomsday Machines Are Drinking Your Milkshake (And Your Power)

Dec. 7, 2024

Ed-Tech's Perfect Storm: AI Meets Political Circus (God Help Us All)

Nov. 24, 2024

Apple's Siri 2026: A Three-Year Wait for Yesterday's AI

Nov. 20, 2024

Meta's AI Plays Mad Scientist: This Time They Might Actually Save Our Drunk Asses

Nov. 17, 2024

Santa's Digital Elves Are Drunk: Coca-Cola's AI Christmas Ad Disaster

Nov. 16, 2024

Two Trust Fund Kids Try to Fix Healthcare, Fail Spectacularly

Nov. 16, 2024

AI: Just Another Tool in Humanity's Drunk Toolbox

Nov. 15, 2024

AI Dating App Promises to Expose Your Date's Baldness (And My Liver Can't Take This)

Nov. 13, 2024

European Search Rebels Join Forces (While I Pour Another Drink)

Nov. 13, 2024

Free AI Coding Tool From China? Hold My Bourbon While I Explain Why This Matters

Nov. 12, 2024

Another AI News App Promises to Play Nice (While I Pour Another Drink)

Nov. 12, 2024

When AI Meets Real Estate: A Perfect Storm of Digital BS

Nov. 12, 2024

Your Boss is Lying About AI (And You're Next on the Chopping Block)

Nov. 11, 2024

Google's Research Chief Wants You To Keep Coding (While AI Eats Your Lunch)

Nov. 10, 2024

Skynet for Dummies: A Boozer's Guide to AI Domination

Nov. 9, 2024

Trust Fund Messiahs Building God in a Box

Nov. 8, 2024

Nov. 7, 2014

Silicon Valley's Latest Gift to Teachers: More Homework

Nov. 6, 2014

Silicon Valley's Latest Fix: AI Therapists for Election Losers (While I Drink Myself Into Oblivion)

Nov. 5, 2014

Your future AI butler is coming (and it's probably judging you)