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The Raise Did Not Arrive

NOTICE TO THE EMPLOYEE WHO IS STILL HERE

I have seen this notice in a hundred forms. It comes in an envelope with a smiling logo, or a meeting invitation with no agenda, or a manager saying he needs five minutes of your time and looking past your shoulder while he says it.

It never says what it means.

It says the company is adapting. It says the market has changed. It says everybody is doing more with less, which is the polite way of saying there is less money and somehow more work.

Then it thanks you for your continued commitment.

I used to think getting fired was the clean cruelty. They call you in. There is a room. Somebody from personnel has a folder. They avoid your eyes because eyes are where the evidence lives. You walk out carrying a cardboard box with a coffee mug, a dead plant, maybe the sweater you kept for the air conditioning. It is ugly, but it has the decency of a slammed door.

Now there is another arrangement.

You keep the job.

The job simply stops growing around you.

An analysis of 321 occupations found that wages in work exposed to AI have grown 6.7% more slowly since 2023 than wages in less exposed work. At the bottom of the pay scale, the gap was 10.7%. At the top, where the offices have windows and the sandwiches arrive in meetings, there was no significant effect.

Nobody gets marched out. The payroll looks fine. The company can point at the employee count and smile its bloodless smile. The stockholders do not have to read about a layoff. The politician does not have to stand in front of a factory gate and pretend to feel sad.

The loss comes in smaller pieces.

The raise that should have paid for the rent increase does not arrive. The new opening is not posted after the old guy quits. The trainee is not hired. The department does not have enough people to take vacation without a spreadsheet catching fire, but somehow it has enough people for the quarterly photograph where everyone holds a paper sign saying we are building tomorrow.

Tomorrow, apparently, has very low labor costs.

The numbers are careful. They do not prove a robot walked into a room, took a worker’s sandwich, and shaved eleven percent off it. Economists do not get to say things that cleanly, even when the rest of us can smell the machinery. The study measures exposure using actual AI use, and it only matches some occupations. Fine. Put the caution label on it. Caution is a lovely thing. I wish the people buying the machines had some.

But the pattern has an old, familiar face.

The people who can least afford a stalled paycheck are the ones asked to understand it as progress.

I have known this kind of progress. At the post office, there was always some new scheme to save minutes. A route got adjusted. A clerk position disappeared through “attrition,” which is a beautiful word if you are a rat in a laboratory and a filthy one if you are the person whose brother was counting on that job. The work did not disappear. It sat there in tubs and trays, swelling quietly. The remaining bodies learned to move faster, miss lunch, hurt in new places.

Management called this efficiency because management did not have to lift the tubs.

The machine era has given them a better version of the same trick. Not necessarily a big red button marked FIRE PEOPLE. That makes everybody nervous. Instead: do not replace the receptionist. Let the junior copywriter compete with a text generator for scraps. Tell the call-center worker the new system handles the easy questions, then listen while they handle every furious, confused, grieving human being the system has bounced back.

The clean work goes to the machine. The ugly work stays human.

And because the ugly work does not fit neatly into a dashboard, the human gets paid as if nothing special has happened.

There is a particularly nauseating detail in all this. Cutting people can be charged as a one-time restructuring cost. Training them costs money every quarter. So an accountant looking at two columns may find it more attractive to make the workplace leaner than to help a living person become useful in a changed job.

There it is, the great moral philosophy of the spreadsheet.

One column looks bad once.

The other looks bad repeatedly.

Naturally the person gets fed into the first column.

There are exceptions. A company can automate part of a job and train the person for another part. Ikea reportedly moved call-center workers into remote interior-design roles after automating much of their old work. That is not sainthood. It is merely treating an employee like a human being with a brain still attached to the rest of the inconvenient package. It should not be remarkable. It is remarkable because so much of modern management has spent thirty years pretending people are a cost center with birthdays.

The prophets of the machine will tell you not to worry: employment has not collapsed. They will say the economy is dynamic. I know that word. It has been used to describe a man juggling three jobs, a neighborhood where every storefront changes hands twice a year, and an ambulance driving through traffic.

Dynamic is not the same as healthy.

A paycheck can die without a funeral. A career can be strangled without anybody laying a hand on it. You just stop seeing the entry-level jobs. The ladder remains in the brochure, but somebody has taken out the bottom rungs and painted the wall where they used to be.

Then the kid who cannot get in is told to learn new skills. He looks at the price of the courses. He looks at the job postings asking for five years of experience in software invented last Tuesday. He looks at the cheerful machine doing in seconds the apprentice work through which people once became competent.

And he learns the first skill the new economy really values: waiting politely while somebody else calls his exclusion innovation.

I am not against tools. I have used a hammer without worrying it was coming for my pension. A decent tool takes a splinter out, carries a heavy thing, gives a person a chance to do better work and get something back for it.

A bad tool becomes an excuse.

The difference is not in the circuitry. It is in the hand holding the budget.

So here is the notice I wish they would send.

NOTICE TO THE EMPLOYEE WHO IS STILL HERE: We did not fire you. We have simply decided that your future raises, your new coworkers, and your chance to move up are negotiable. The software makes that conversation easier for us. Please continue to show resilience.

At the bottom there would be a box for your signature.

I would leave it blank.


Source: Apollo finds AI is hitting paychecks rather than payrolls