wastedwetware
:~#
about/
posts/
tags/
Tomorrow's tech news, today's hangover.
Futureofwork
Jun. 13, 2026
The Company Drafted the Living
Jun. 12, 2026
The Machines Need a Pipefitter
Jun. 11, 2026
The Kids Booed the Future
Jun. 7, 2026
The Government Wants a Piece of the Machine
May. 30, 2026
The Ladder Was Pulled Up Quietly
May. 23, 2026
The Boss Got a Machine and Lost His Nerve
May. 14, 2026
The Machines Learned Your Job While You Slept on a Couch
May. 12, 2026
The Genius in the Next Cubicle Has a Ghostwriter
May. 11, 2026
The Locals Lost and the Machines Got Their Electricity
May. 10, 2026
The Retracted AI Study and the Kids Who Won’t Think Anymore
May. 9, 2026
The Floor Keeps Rising and the Bots Eat the Rest
May. 6, 2026
They Taught the Machines to Spend
May. 2, 2026
Control Your Propensity
Apr. 30, 2026
The Same Lie in Better Fonts
Apr. 28, 2026
The Waiter at the End of the World
Apr. 18, 2026
Proof of Humanity
Apr. 12, 2026
Fifty-One Days
Apr. 11, 2026
The Mangle
Apr. 6, 2026
Five Hundred Doors
Apr. 2, 2026
Little Songs
Mar. 30, 2026
Twenty-Four to Zero
Mar. 25, 2026
Useless Small Agencies
Mar. 24, 2026
Selling Your Face for Grocery Money
Mar. 16, 2026
Guinea Pigs
Mar. 12, 2026
The Guide
Mar. 5, 2026
The Wheel That Only Spins Forward
Mar. 4, 2026
The Digital Colonization of Flyover States
Mar. 3, 2026
The Hard Way
Feb. 28, 2026
Three Percent
Feb. 25, 2026
Experience Starvation
Feb. 23, 2026
The Fake Consequences
Feb. 22, 2026
Six Thousand Liars
Feb. 20, 2026
The Whims of a Few Billionaires
Feb. 19, 2026
The Slippers
Feb. 16, 2026
Everyone Knows Better Than the Guy Getting Paid
Feb. 14, 2026
The Golden Excuse
Feb. 12, 2026
Variations on a Theme
Feb. 11, 2026
Four Out of Five
Feb. 10, 2026
The Orb That Wasn't
Feb. 9, 2026
The Foundation Is Made of Ghosts
Feb. 8, 2026
Eight Hundred Thousand People Staring Into the Pool
Feb. 5, 2026
Requiem for a Filmmaker
Feb. 4, 2026
Requiem for a Director
Feb. 2, 2026
Back to Asking Around at the Bar
Feb. 1, 2026
The Tyranny of the Quantifiable
Jan. 30, 2026
Unprepared for What Has Already Happened
Jan. 27, 2026
The Machines Are Officially More Creative Than Average People (Because Average People Are Boring)
Jan. 23, 2026
The Digital Asbestos in Your Walls and the Hangovers to Come
Jan. 20, 2026
The Great Deskilling: How Claude is Turning Us All Into Glorified Button Pushers
Jan. 16, 2026
The New Landlords of Your Skull
Jan. 12, 2026
The Great IP Yard Sale: OpenAI Wants Your Old Homework to Build Your Replacement
Jan. 6, 2026
The Kindergarten Turing Test: Why Little Joey Knows More About the Apocalypse Than You Do
Dec. 28, 2025
Shrimp Jesus and the Infinite Content Treadmill
Dec. 24, 2025
Gen Z vs. The Robot Ghost in the Machine
Dec. 13, 2025
The Hour-Long Thought That Costs You Rent
Dec. 9, 2025
Your New Therapist Lives in a Server Farm and Doesn't Judge You for That Third Whiskey
Dec. 8, 2025
The Robots Are Killing Each Other Now, And Honestly I'm Just Relieved It's Not Us
Dec. 7, 2025
The Machines Are Coming for Your Feed (And Your Paycheck)
Dec. 3, 2025
The Great Digital Hangover: Why Your Robot Coder is Actually a Drunk Intern
Nov. 20, 2025
When the Machines Come for Your Voice, At Least They'll Sound Like Shit
Nov. 18, 2025
The Empty Table, or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Our Digital Overlords
Nov. 18, 2025
Parasocial: When Your Imaginary Friend Gets a Dictionary Entry
Nov. 17, 2025
The Future is Here, and It Pays $16 an Hour
Nov. 11, 2025
The Germans Are Teaching AI to Have a Culture Problem
Nov. 6, 2025
When Politicians Discover Copy-Paste: The Andrew Cuomo AI Disaster
Nov. 1, 2025
The Perfect Scapegoat Doesn't Need a Severance Package
Oct. 31, 2025
AI Job Apocalypse Update: Still Waiting
Oct. 27, 2025
When the Robots Came for the Guitar Players (A Love Story)
Oct. 15, 2025
The Machines Are Making Us Stupid, And We're Too Smart Not To Notice
Oct. 13, 2025
The Computational Architecture of Blame: Why Your AI Assistant Produces Garbage
Oct. 10, 2025
When Comic Books Discover They Have a Soul (And AI Doesn't)
Oct. 4, 2025
The Kids Are Using AI to Fool AI and Honestly, Good for Them
Oct. 2, 2025
The Ghost in the Machine Wants an Agent
Sep. 25, 2025
So Your Magic Robot Is a Drunk, Too
Sep. 24, 2025
A Toast to Incompetence: How the Bosses Botching AI Might Save Your Sorry Ass
Sep. 11, 2025
Your New Diploma is a Corporate Coupon
Sep. 6, 2025
Your Boss Is a Bug, Not a Feature
Aug. 11, 2025
Another Lap on the Hamster Wheel, Now with Extra AI
Jul. 22, 2025
The Robots Finally Have to Pay Their Tab
Jul. 20, 2025
Another Sermon from the Digital Mount
Jul. 11, 2025
The Rise of the Know-Nothing Kings
Jul. 10, 2025
The Great Algorithmic Bloodletting
Jul. 3, 2025
So You Got a Degree? The Machine Already Read the CliffsNotes.
Jul. 3, 2025
The Android's O-Face and Other Corporate Fantasies
Jun. 20, 2025
Schools Want AI, Teachers Want a Drink (And Maybe Some Goddamn Training)
Jun. 17, 2025
So You Think Your Spark Makes You Special? The Robots Are Still Coming For Your Bourbon.
Jun. 16, 2025
Another Brick in the Wall, Coded by a Fucking Toaster
Jun. 13, 2025
The Robots Took Your Gig? Now They're Your Career Counselor. Swell.
Jun. 13, 2025
Another Generation Tossed on the Digital Bonfire
Jun. 11, 2025
So, Your New Pal is a Tin Can with a Vocabulary? Swell.
Jun. 7, 2025
So, We're Gonna Be "Meat Robots"? Pour Me Another.
Jun. 4, 2025
The Meatbags Ain't Buying It: Why Some Folks Still Prefer Their Own Dumb Brains
Jun. 4, 2025
Those OECD Nerds Finally Graded the Tin Cans: Turns Out, Your Job Might Be Safe (For Now)
Jun. 1, 2025
Another Sermon from the Mount of Code: Adapt or Get Digitally Shredded
May. 30, 2025
The AI Apocalypse: Your Cubicle's Obituary
May. 28, 2025
Suits, Scripts, and the Sweet Stench of Panic
May. 27, 2025
What Were We Made For? Another Shot of Whiskey, Apparently.
May. 17, 2025
Our Robot Overlords Want You to Do Your Homework, For Once
May. 16, 2025
Your Pocket Pal is a Goddamn Parrot, and Your Boss is Still an Asshole
May. 15, 2025
Code Slop, Robot Dreams, and the Enduring Mess of Open Source
May. 13, 2025
The Diploma Delusion: Another Shot of Sour Mash for the Kids
May. 13, 2025
Your Next Burger, Brought to You by a Soulless Machine (Probably)
May. 5, 2025
Your Own Private Algorithm Jesus
Apr. 30, 2025
Feeling the Code, or Just Feeling the Hangover?
Apr. 27, 2025
Those Ivory Tower Eggheads Are Already Obsolete, Just Like My Liver
Apr. 8, 2025
The Sweet Despair of a Year-Long Paid Nap
Apr. 7, 2025
Tin Gods and Lonely Workers: Another Sermon on the AI Mount
Mar. 31, 2025
Vibe Coding: Now the Machines Have Feelings, Too?
Mar. 28, 2025
Dust Off That Diploma, Shakespeare – The Machines Need Critics (Apparently)
Mar. 27, 2025
The Machines Think We're Hacks (And Maybe They're Right)
Mar. 24, 2025
The Robots Are Coming For Your Soul (and Your Memoir)
Mar. 24, 2025
Chrome-Plated Dreams and Digital Delusions: They're Building Robots, Not a Better Hangover Cure
Mar. 1, 2025
A.I. DOCS: BETTER THAN HUMANS OR JUST LESS HUNGOVER?
Feb. 20, 2025
Gen Z Prefers Robot Overlords to Human Bosses, Study Reveals
Feb. 19, 2025
OpenAI Discovers Their Robot Can't Find Its Own Bugs - What a Shocker
Feb. 17, 2025
Sam Altman's Digital Hunger Games: Pay-to-Play AI and the Coming Class War
Feb. 13, 2025
The Great AI Reshuffle: When Robots Become Your Boss's Boss
Feb. 13, 2025
A Country of Geniuses, My Ass.
Feb. 11, 2025
Sam Altman's Ode to Our Robot Overlords (Or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Singularity)
Feb. 11, 2025
Parisian Horse Manure: AI Summit Smells Like a Stall That Needs Cleaning
Feb. 11, 2025
Musk, Altman, and the $97.4 Billion Hangover Cure That Isn't
Feb. 11, 2025
Is Your Brain Turning to Mush Thanks to Our Robot Overlords?
Feb. 9, 2025
The Robots are Coming for Your Spreadsheets, and Your Soul
Feb. 5, 2025
Billionaires Dream of Empty Offices While I Dream of Another Drink
Feb. 3, 2025
ChatGPT: Your New AA Sponsor for Curiosity?
Feb. 2, 2025
AI Overlords and the Myth of the Solo Billionaire
Feb. 1, 2025
Assumptions, AI, and the Apocalypse, or, Deeply Seeking My Next Drink
Jan. 28, 2025
AI Will Steal Your Job, But Don't Worry, You'll Be Too Poor to Care
Jan. 28, 2025
Meatware vs. Wetware: Sam Altman Thinks Your Kids Are Dumb
Jan. 27, 2025
AI: Augmenting the Suits, Not the Souls
Jan. 26, 2025
Uncle Sam Wants YOU... Out of a Job!
Jan. 22, 2025
The Robots Are Coming For Your Presidents
Jan. 20, 2025
Metal Men and Plastic Pals: The Robotic Apocalypse That Might Not Suck (Completely)
Jan. 19, 2025
College Degrees, AI Overlords, and the Slow Death of the Cubicle Rat
Jan. 14, 2025
AI's Thirst Turns Paradise to Hell (While We All Drink)
Jan. 14, 2025
The Digital Prophets Were Right (And We're Still Too Drunk To Listen)
Jan. 13, 2025
AI Career Coach: Because Your Local Bartender Isn't Professional Enough
Jan. 12, 2025
Digital Salvation: The Latest Snake Oil from Our Robot Overlords
Jan. 7, 2025
OpenAI's Prophet of Profit Predicts Paradise (After My Fifth Bourbon)
Jan. 6, 2025
Generation Beta: Digital Guinea Pigs in Our Grand AI Experiment
Jan. 5, 2025
Corporate Dystopia 2025: Gen Z's Great American Nightmare
Jan. 4, 2025
Robot Makes More Money Than Me (While I Drink Away My Savings)
Jan. 3, 2025
Digital Snake Oil and Tomorrow's Empty Promises: A Hungover Guide to 2025
Jan. 2, 2025
AI Wants to Hold Your Hand (While Picking Your Pocket)
Dec. 31, 2024
The Great Wait: Why We're All Just Keeping the Bar Seats Warm
Dec. 29, 2024
Digital Desk Jockeys: Your New Robot Overlords Have Arrived
Dec. 29, 2024
Facebook's Digital Zoo: Where AI Clones Go to Die
Dec. 28, 2024
Drinking with the Digital Devil: Altman's Rosy AI Dreams vs Reality
Dec. 27, 2024
The Great AI Kumbaya of 2025: A Drunk's Guide to Global Cooperation
Dec. 24, 2024
Ten Headlines That Prove We're Living in a Sci-Fi B-Movie (And I Need Another Drink)
Dec. 23, 2024
Digital Doomsday Express: All Aboard the Stupid Train
Dec. 22, 2024
AI Finally Masters the Art of Half-Assed Excuses
Dec. 20, 2024
The Digital Fortune Tellers Are At It Again (And I Need Another Drink)
Dec. 19, 2024
Digital Dementia: Your Brain on AI (And Why Mine's Already Shot)
Dec. 18, 2024
Digital Dreams and Bourbon Nightmares: The Coming Robot Apocalypse
Dec. 16, 2024
The Great Digital Glutton: AI's All-You-Can-Eat Buffet of Everything
Dec. 15, 2024
AI Bullshit and Empty Suits: Another CEO's Magical Thinking
Dec. 13, 2024
AI Agents: Your Digital Butler Wants to Fire You (And I Need Another Drink)
Dec. 12, 2024
Light Shows and Quantum Dreams: A Drunk's Guide to Tomorrow's Computing
Dec. 12, 2024
The Great AI Circle Jerk of 2023: Notes from a Hungover Observer
Dec. 12, 2024
The Corporate AI Ethics Circus: Another Round of Pretending to Care
Dec. 11, 2024
OpenAI's Latest Magic Trick: Admitting Danger While Hitting 'Release' Anyway
Dec. 10, 2024
The Digital Prophets Can't Get Their Stories Straight (And Neither Can I)
Dec. 10, 2024
Digital Doomsday Machines Are Drinking Your Milkshake (And Your Power)
Dec. 9, 2024
AI Leadership: Your New Digital Babysitter Has Arrived
Dec. 7, 2024
Ed-Tech's Perfect Storm: AI Meets Political Circus (God Help Us All)
Dec. 6, 2024
Nobel Egghead Confirms What My Bourbon's Been Telling Me About AI
Dec. 6, 2024
The Great AI Sobriety Test: MIT Professor Pours Cold Water on Hype Machine
Dec. 6, 2024
Sam Altman's Gospel: A Bourbon-Soaked Guide to Digital Salvation
Dec. 3, 2024
The Great Educational Operating System Upgrade of 2025: A Computational Perspective on Human Learning 2.0
Dec. 3, 2024
The ServiceNow Paradox: When Software Eats the World, Who Feeds the Software?
Dec. 3, 2024
LinkedIn's AI Invasion: When Algorithms Learn to Speak Corporate
Dec. 2, 2024
The Rise of Pure Software Organizations: When Algorithms Run the Company
Dec. 1, 2024
The Computational Tragedy of the Medical Mind
Nov. 30, 2024
The Digital Junior Employee: When Your Newest Hire Lives in the Cloud
Nov. 29, 2024
The Great AI Power Grab: Digital Dreams and Electric Nightmares
Nov. 28, 2024
The Digital Dystopia Express: All Aboard for 2025
Nov. 27, 2024
LinkedIn's Digital Ventriloquist Act: Where Robots Write Your Professional Love Letters
Nov. 26, 2024
Gen Z's Digital Nanny: When Work Needs Training Wheels
Nov. 25, 2024
Robot Overlords and Whiskey Dreams: The Rich Want to Replace Us All
Nov. 25, 2024
Four Horsemen of the AI Apocalypse (And Why We're All Screwed Anyway)
Nov. 22, 2024
Digital Gods and Binary Prayers: The Coming Storm of Superintelligent AI
Nov. 21, 2024
Learn More or Die Trying: Your Worthless Degree Just Got More Worthless
Nov. 20, 2024
AI Training in Corporate America: The Blind Leading the Drunk
Nov. 20, 2024
Digital Ghosts and Bourbon-Soaked Prophecies: When Dead Leaders Won't Stay Dead
Nov. 18, 2024
Your New Robot Boss Doesn't Care If You're Three Sheets to the Wind
Nov. 18, 2024
The Digital Sharecropping Revolution: Welcome to Your New Gig Hell
Nov. 17, 2024
Sam Altman's Digital Revival: Preaching Progress from the Mountain
Nov. 16, 2024
IEEE's Crystal Ball: A Hangover-Fueled Guide to Tomorrow's Problems
Nov. 16, 2024
Yoda, Metacognition, and Why My Bourbon Knows More Than ChatGPT
Nov. 15, 2024
Laundry Robots and Bourbon Dreams: Web Summit's Latest Attempt to Make Me Care
Nov. 15, 2024
AI Makes Scientists Miserable But More Productive - A Hungover Analysis
Nov. 15, 2024
Robot Butlers and Digital Wage Slaves: Why 2025 Will Be the Year Your Business Gets Its Own HAL 9000
Nov. 15, 2024
The Quarter-Trillion Dollar Hangover: Big Money's AI Bender Gets Wilder
Nov. 15, 2024
Branwens Crystal Ball: The Internet Prophet Who Saw AI Coming
Nov. 12, 2024
Your Boss is Lying About AI (And You're Next on the Chopping Block)
Nov. 11, 2024
Google's Research Chief Wants You To Keep Coding (While AI Eats Your Lunch)
Nov. 7, 2014
Silicon Valley's Latest Gift to Teachers: More Homework
Nov. 5, 2014
Your future AI butler is coming (and it's probably judging you)