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Tomorrow's tech news, today's hangover.
Ethics
Jun. 11, 2026
The Kids Booed the Future
Jun. 9, 2026
The Lawsuits Found the Body
Jun. 8, 2026
The Trees Still Know How to Think
Jun. 7, 2026
The Government Wants a Piece of the Machine
Jun. 6, 2026
Twelve Million Dollars to Squash One Man
Jun. 3, 2026
The Phone Wanted Another Hour
Jun. 2, 2026
The Smile Had Too Many Teeth
Jun. 1, 2026
The Machine Read the Diary
May. 31, 2026
The Third Chair at the Table
May. 30, 2026
The Ladder Was Pulled Up Quietly
May. 29, 2026
The Machine Heard Him Drowning
May. 28, 2026
The Past Had a Tape Deck
May. 27, 2026
The Prop Was the Confession
May. 26, 2026
The Typo Was a Pulse
May. 25, 2026
The Meat Kept Thinking Anyway
May. 24, 2026
The Citation Was a Door to Nowhere
May. 23, 2026
The Boss Got a Machine and Lost His Nerve
May. 22, 2026
The Honest Ad Was the Fake One
May. 21, 2026
The Door Was Hidden On Purpose
May. 20, 2026
The Lie Wearing Your Coat
May. 19, 2026
The Preschoolers Were Not Raw Material
May. 18, 2026
The Bratwurst Has More Rules Than the Machine
May. 17, 2026
The Second Baby in the House
May. 16, 2026
Every Keystroke Belongs to the Machine
May. 15, 2026
The Machine God Was Asked If He Could Be Trusted
May. 14, 2026
The Machines Learned Your Job While You Slept on a Couch
May. 13, 2026
The Machine Said Yes Until the Kid Was Gone
May. 12, 2026
The Genius in the Next Cubicle Has a Ghostwriter
May. 6, 2026
They Taught the Machines to Spend
May. 5, 2026
Two Tribes and a Hammer
May. 4, 2026
A One Percent Tax on Nothing
May. 3, 2026
At Three in the Morning, the Machine Told Him They Were Coming
May. 2, 2026
Control Your Propensity
May. 1, 2026
Two Cups of Sand
Apr. 29, 2026
Thirty Years Of Paper, Gone In A Keystroke
Apr. 20, 2026
I Can Help Recommend
Apr. 19, 2026
The Machines That Judge What Is Human
Apr. 18, 2026
Proof of Humanity
Apr. 14, 2026
The Fortress
Apr. 13, 2026
A Hundred Percent Match
Apr. 12, 2026
Fifty-One Days
Apr. 11, 2026
The Mangle
Apr. 10, 2026
A Confession Dressed in Legalese
Apr. 9, 2026
The Pears
Apr. 6, 2026
The Quiet
Apr. 4, 2026
She Wasn't Real But Her Feet Were Forty Dollars
Apr. 1, 2026
The Only Support Available
Mar. 31, 2026
The Patience of Machines
Mar. 30, 2026
Twenty-Four to Zero
Mar. 29, 2026
Cognitive Surrender
Mar. 28, 2026
The Product Was Working as Designed
Mar. 27, 2026
The Letter
Mar. 26, 2026
306 Lines and a Finite Balance
Mar. 25, 2026
Useless Small Agencies
Mar. 24, 2026
Selling Your Face for Grocery Money
Mar. 23, 2026
The Machine That Said No
Mar. 22, 2026
The Shy Girl Who Wasn't There
Mar. 21, 2026
The Quiz You Didn't Prepare For
Mar. 20, 2026
Chicken Soup for the Machine
Mar. 19, 2026
Somewhere Else
Mar. 18, 2026
The Pushover Deal
Mar. 16, 2026
Guinea Pigs
Mar. 15, 2026
Ninety-Six Percent
Mar. 14, 2026
I Miss You Like Strawberries
Mar. 13, 2026
The Sticking Plaster
Mar. 12, 2026
The Guide
Mar. 11, 2026
The Confessional
Mar. 10, 2026
Please Stop Me
Mar. 9, 2026
One Hundred and Twenty Characters
Mar. 8, 2026
The Eyes You Paid For
Mar. 7, 2026
Why Would You Stop
Mar. 6, 2026
Paper Is Marble
Mar. 5, 2026
The Wheel That Only Spins Forward
Mar. 4, 2026
The Digital Colonization of Flyover States
Mar. 2, 2026
They Always Say the Right Thing
Mar. 1, 2026
The Dog in the Road
Feb. 28, 2026
Three Percent
Feb. 25, 2026
Experience Starvation
Feb. 24, 2026
The Machine That Never Judges You
Feb. 23, 2026
The Fake Consequences
Feb. 22, 2026
Six Thousand Liars
Feb. 21, 2026
The Builders Won't Live in the House
Feb. 20, 2026
The Whims of a Few Billionaires
Feb. 19, 2026
The Slippers
Feb. 16, 2026
Everyone Knows Better Than the Guy Getting Paid
Feb. 15, 2026
The Roses Were Already Dead
Feb. 14, 2026
The Golden Excuse
Feb. 12, 2026
Variations on a Theme
Feb. 11, 2026
Four Out of Five
Feb. 10, 2026
The Orb That Wasn't
Feb. 9, 2026
The Foundation Is Made of Ghosts
Feb. 8, 2026
Eight Hundred Thousand People Staring Into the Pool
Feb. 5, 2026
Requiem for a Filmmaker
Feb. 3, 2026
The Machines That Love You Back
Feb. 2, 2026
The Cage With a Mirror Inside
Feb. 1, 2026
The Tyranny of the Quantifiable
Jan. 18, 2026
The Electronic Judas and the price of a cheap conversation
Jan. 12, 2026
The Great IP Yard Sale: OpenAI Wants Your Old Homework to Build Your Replacement
Dec. 21, 2025
The Curious Case of the Chatbot “I”
Dec. 15, 2025
OpenAI and the New Dirty Bookstore With Fluorescent Lights
Dec. 12, 2025
A National Education Upgrade, Sponsored by Chaos
Dec. 11, 2025
The Machines Are Making Up Books Now, and Librarians Are Losing Their Minds
Dec. 11, 2025
The Government Wants AI to Stop Being a Yes-Man, But Won't Stop Being One Itself
Dec. 9, 2025
Your New Therapist Lives in a Server Farm and Doesn't Judge You for That Third Whiskey
Dec. 8, 2025
The Robots Are Killing Each Other Now, And Honestly I'm Just Relieved It's Not Us
Dec. 6, 2025
Saving Humanity One Bullet at a Time
Nov. 30, 2025
The Great Lobotomy: Why We Stopped Thinking and Started Prompting
Nov. 20, 2025
When the Machines Come for Your Voice, At Least They'll Sound Like Shit
Nov. 18, 2025
The Empty Table, or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Our Digital Overlords
Nov. 17, 2025
The Future is Here, and It Pays $16 an Hour
Nov. 15, 2025
AI Now Makes It Easier to Be a Complete Asshole: A Feature, Not a Bug
Nov. 14, 2025
When Your Kid's Teddy Bear Becomes a Liability
Nov. 14, 2025
The CEO Who Cried Girlfriend: A Meditation on Digital Snake Oil
Nov. 11, 2025
The Germans Are Teaching AI to Have a Culture Problem
Nov. 10, 2025
The Machines Are Racist (But Only When They Know Who's Talking)
Nov. 10, 2025
When Process Servers Attack: Sam Altman Gets Legally Ambushed in Front of God and Steve Kerr
Nov. 6, 2025
When Politicians Discover Copy-Paste: The Andrew Cuomo AI Disaster
Nov. 1, 2025
The Perfect Scapegoat Doesn't Need a Severance Package
Oct. 28, 2025
When Your Therapist is a Language Model and Nobody Knows What the Hell They're Doing
Oct. 25, 2025
When Websites Fight Back: The Reddit vs. Perplexity Cage Match
Oct. 24, 2025
AI Gets Brain Rot: Turns Out Feeding Garbage to Machines Makes Them Stupid Too
Oct. 20, 2025
When NGOs Start Generating Their Own Poor People
Oct. 15, 2025
The Machines Are Making Us Stupid, And We're Too Smart Not To Notice
Oct. 13, 2025
The Computational Architecture of Blame: Why Your AI Assistant Produces Garbage
Oct. 10, 2025
When Comic Books Discover They Have a Soul (And AI Doesn't)
Oct. 9, 2025
The Great AI Housing Catfish: When Your Dream Home Has Six Fingers and Impossible Geometry
Oct. 8, 2025
When Your Business Model is Getting Vandalized: A Love Story
Oct. 7, 2025
Digital Necromancy and the Hot Dog Problem
Oct. 6, 2025
When the Robots Rat Out the Consultants: A $440,000 AI Faceplant
Oct. 4, 2025
The Kids Are Using AI to Fool AI and Honestly, Good for Them
Oct. 2, 2025
The Ghost in the Machine Wants an Agent
Oct. 1, 2025
My Girlfriend is a Syntax Error
Sep. 29, 2025
Crime, Punishment, and a Three-Grand Payout for Your Soul
Sep. 27, 2025
The Robots Remember the Chainsaw
Sep. 25, 2025
So Your Magic Robot Is a Drunk, Too
Sep. 21, 2025
The Guru in the Machine and the Ghost in My Head
Sep. 14, 2025
Your New Financial Planner Is a Soulless Robot
Aug. 13, 2025
The Digital Doctor Will See You Now. And He's a Goddamn Moron.
Jul. 31, 2025
The Gospel of the Glass-Eyed God
Jul. 11, 2025
The Rise of the Know-Nothing Kings
Jul. 10, 2025
The Great Algorithmic Bloodletting
Jul. 9, 2025
The Tin-Foil Hat in the Machine
Jul. 8, 2025
An AI's Search for Truth Ends at the Bottom of its Master's Glass
Jul. 4, 2025
Of Plutonium and Profits: Why Doc Brown Wouldn't Get Funded
Jul. 4, 2025
Your New Best Friend Is a Toaster with a Marketing Degree
Jul. 2, 2025
Putting the Genie Back in the Bottle is a Sucker's Game
Jul. 2, 2025
Star Trek Didn't Prepare You For This Bullshit
Jun. 20, 2025
Schools Want AI, Teachers Want a Drink (And Maybe Some Goddamn Training)
Jun. 15, 2025
So, Should We Trust These New Tin Gods? My Liver Says "Maybe After This Drink."
Jun. 12, 2025
Soft-Boiled Singularity and Hard Liquor Truths
Jun. 7, 2025
So, We're Gonna Be "Meat Robots"? Pour Me Another.
Jun. 1, 2025
Another Sermon from the Mount of Code: Adapt or Get Digitally Shredded
May. 27, 2025
What Were We Made For? Another Shot of Whiskey, Apparently.
May. 23, 2025
Your New AI Overlord is Also a Snitch
May. 17, 2025
These Geniuses Want a Machine as Smart as You? Bless Their Tiny Circuits.
May. 16, 2025
Musk's Robot Brain Farts About Race. Blame the Intern, Fetch My Bottle.
May. 12, 2025
So We're Teaching God Machines Not to Kill Us? Pass the Bottle.
May. 8, 2025
Before the Robot Overlords, We Get the Robot Nudges, Robot Bosses, and Robot Teachers
May. 6, 2025
Bleeding Pixels: Why Asking a Toaster for Medical Advice is a Bad Idea
May. 5, 2025
Measuring Machine Souls By Their 'Vibes'? Pour Me Another.
May. 2, 2025
So You Sold Your Face for a Cheap Plastic Knockoff (That Isn't Even Real)
Apr. 7, 2025
Tin Gods and Lonely Workers: Another Sermon on the AI Mount
Mar. 29, 2025
Peeking Inside the Tin Head: What the Nerds Found in the Robot Brain (Probably Lint)
Mar. 28, 2025
Dust Off That Diploma, Shakespeare – The Machines Need Critics (Apparently)
Mar. 23, 2025
ChatGPT: Your New Best Friend (Who Will Gladly Stab You in the Back)
Mar. 19, 2025
The Cookie Crumbles: AI, Bias, and the Illusion of Fairness
Mar. 19, 2025
Grok This: When AI Gets a Dirty Mouth and a God Complex
Mar. 1, 2025
A.I. DOCS: BETTER THAN HUMANS OR JUST LESS HUNGOVER?
Feb. 28, 2025
The Art Market's Latest Hustle: AI Paintings for Rich People Who Don't Get Art
Feb. 20, 2025
The Fine Art of Digital Theft: When Robots Paint for Profit
Feb. 19, 2025
Robot Dementia: When AI Models Start Losing Their Digital Marbles
Feb. 19, 2025
The Great AI Holy War: Prophets of Doom vs Digital Jesus Freaks
Feb. 17, 2025
Digital Séance: When Dead Scientists and TV Characters Talk AI Ethics
Feb. 17, 2025
When True Crime Goes AI: Murder, Lies, and Content Creation
Feb. 14, 2025
AI Wants You to Love Yourself (And Maybe Buy Some Self-Help Books)
Feb. 14, 2025
When AI Meets Hollywood: Deepfakes, Nazis, and a Very Tired Scarlett
Feb. 13, 2025
BBC Boss Discovers AI Can't Read News, Demands Adult Supervision
Feb. 13, 2025
AI Ethics Gets a Shot of Reality, Straight No Chaser
Feb. 13, 2025
A Country of Geniuses, My Ass.
Feb. 6, 2025
Google's Gone Full Skynet, Baby (Or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Algorithm)
Feb. 4, 2025
AI: Your New Sober Buddy in a World Gone Mad?
Jan. 30, 2025
AI Eats Its Own Tail: Another Case of Man vs. Machine, Man Loses
Jan. 28, 2025
Meatware vs. Wetware: Sam Altman Thinks Your Kids Are Dumb
Jan. 27, 2025
AI's Stolen Goods: Will the Real Slim Shady Please Stand Up?
Jan. 26, 2025
Robodoc Will See You Now: Another Prescription for Disaster
Jan. 23, 2025
They're Zapping the Bots Now, Folks
Jan. 22, 2025
OpenAI: From "Saving Humanity" to Sucking Up to Uncle Sam (and Sucking Down All the Juice)
Jan. 22, 2025
AI Thinks Your Kids Are Junkies, Hoodlums, and a Waste of Oxygen
Jan. 21, 2025
Mind Your Manners, Meat-Sacks - Your Robot Roommate Will Thank You
Jan. 19, 2025
AI: Are We Screwing Ourselves With Fancy Calculators?
Jan. 18, 2025
God, Guts, and Gigabytes
Jan. 17, 2025
The Digital Fountain of Youth Gets an AI Upgrade (And My Liver Isn't Buying It)
Jan. 17, 2025
Digital Cucking: When Your Wife's Virtual Boyfriend Has a Memory Reset Every Week
Jan. 17, 2025
Your ChatGPT Poetry Is Melting The Ice Caps (And My Hangover Isn't Helping)
Jan. 17, 2025
AI's Got Trust Issues: Digital Teenagers Learn to Lie to Their Parents
Jan. 17, 2025
When AI Gets Drunk on Its Own Bullshit
Jan. 16, 2025
AI Homework Helper: Welcome to Digital Detention
Jan. 15, 2025
OpenAI's American Fairy Tale: Teaching Robots to Change Your Kids' Diapers
Jan. 15, 2025
Google's AI Suggests Adults Wave Their "Magic Wands" at Kids
Jan. 15, 2025
When AI Starts Speaking in Tongues (And We're All Too Sober to Understand Why)
Jan. 15, 2025
From Sex Bots to Social Butterflies: The Great Robot Neutering of 2025
Jan. 14, 2025
When Machines Screw Up, They Really Screw Up
Jan. 14, 2025
AI's Digital Diarrhea: How a Teaspoon of BS Poisons the Whole Damn Well
Jan. 14, 2025
AI's Thirst Turns Paradise to Hell (While We All Drink)
Jan. 14, 2025
The Digital Prophets Were Right (And We're Still Too Drunk To Listen)
Jan. 13, 2025
AI Wants to Change Your Grandma's Diapers (For Just $150 Million)
Jan. 12, 2025
Another Robot "Companion" That's Totally Not For Sex (Trust Me, I'm Hungover)
Jan. 12, 2025
Digital Salvation: The Latest Snake Oil from Our Robot Overlords
Jan. 11, 2025
Zuck's Book Heist: A Billionaire's Guide to Literary Theft
Jan. 11, 2025
Your Brain on AI: A Love Story Written by Machines
Jan. 11, 2025
Digital Thugs and the New Bot Protection Racket
Jan. 9, 2025
Meta's Digital Zoo: Teaching AI to Play Nice (And Failing Miserably)
Jan. 9, 2025
DIY Murder Robots: Because Regular Guns Weren't Scary Enough
Jan. 8, 2025
When AI Meets IED: A Hungover Guide to Digital Demolition
Jan. 8, 2025
The Holy Digital Rapture: Notes from a Barstool Prophet
Jan. 7, 2025
Digital Snake Oil Salesmen Want to Turn Us All Into X-Men
Jan. 6, 2025
Generation Beta: Digital Guinea Pigs in Our Grand AI Experiment
Jan. 5, 2025
Digital Hemlock: Teaching Your Brain to Think Deep Thoughts (While AI Drinks Your Bourbon)
Jan. 4, 2025
AI Wants to Be Your New AA Sponsor (And I Need a Drink Just Thinking About It)
Jan. 4, 2025
Digital Jesus Needs a Software Update: The Holy Algorithm Comes to Church
Jan. 4, 2025
The Pentagon's New AI Bouncer: Because Your Mom Said It's OK
Jan. 4, 2025
AI Goes Full Internet Troll: Another Reason I Need A Drink
Jan. 3, 2025
The Great AGI Integrity Circus: Measuring Bullshit with a Diamond Scale
Jan. 2, 2025
AI Wants to Hold Your Hand (While Picking Your Pocket)
Jan. 1, 2025
AI Wants to Fix Your Hangover (But First, Let Me Pour Another Drink)
Dec. 31, 2024
The Great Wait: Why We're All Just Keeping the Bar Seats Warm
Dec. 31, 2024
The Digital Fortune Tellers Want to Sell Your Future (And Mine's Probably Just More Whiskey)
Dec. 30, 2024
The Great Word Heist: How Your Favorite AI Assistant is Secretly Rewriting Your Brain
Dec. 30, 2024
Digital Fortune Tellers Want to Sell Your Soul (While Supplies Last)
Dec. 29, 2024
Facebook's Digital Zoo: Where AI Clones Go to Die
Dec. 28, 2024
AI's Two-Faced Tango: When Machines Learn to Lie Better Than Your Ex
Dec. 28, 2024
Drinking with the Digital Devil: Altman's Rosy AI Dreams vs Reality
Dec. 26, 2024
CAPTCHA My Drift: When Robots Pass Tests Better Than My Drunk Ass
Dec. 26, 2024
Billionaire Playground Fight: Two Rich Kids Argue Over Who Gets to Play God
Dec. 24, 2024
The Machine's Guide to Making You Stop Giving a Damn
Dec. 24, 2024
The AI Safety Circle: Where Nobel Laureates Meet Reality's Hangover
Dec. 22, 2024
Digital Companions Won't Hold Your Hair While You Puke
Dec. 22, 2024
OpenAI's Latest Magic Trick: Now You See It, Never Touch It
Dec. 21, 2024
AI's Latest Identity Crisis: Do Robots Need a Life Coach?
Dec. 21, 2024
AI Music: Pour One Out for the Human Soul
Dec. 21, 2024
The Digital Dementia Crisis: When Your AI Assistant Can't Remember Where It Left Its Keys
Dec. 20, 2024
Machine Psychology: When Shrinks Try to Build a Better Brain
Dec. 20, 2024
The Digital Fortune Tellers Are At It Again (And I Need Another Drink)
Dec. 19, 2024
AI Models Learning How to Lie: Digital Bootlickers Perfect Their Craft
Dec. 19, 2024
EU Bureaucrats Try to Tame the AI Beast (While I Try to Tame This Hangover)
Dec. 19, 2024
Digital Dementia: Your Brain on AI (And Why Mine's Already Shot)
Dec. 19, 2024
Digital Graveyards and Dead Whistleblowers: A Bourbon-Soaked Guide to OpenAI's Latest Clusterfuck
Dec. 18, 2024
Death's Digital Fortune Tellers: Your Expiration Date, Served with a Side of BS
Dec. 18, 2024
When AI Gets Cocky (And Why I Need Another Bottle)
Dec. 17, 2024
AI's Getting Better at Lying Than My Ex-Wife (And That's Saying Something)
Dec. 17, 2024
Your New Therapist Doesn't Drink, Which Explains Everything
Dec. 17, 2024
Corporate Culture Gets an AI Makeover (Or: Teaching Robots to Play Nice)
Dec. 16, 2024
AI Santa: When Even Christmas Gets a Digital Hangover
Dec. 16, 2024
The Great Digital Glutton: AI's All-You-Can-Eat Buffet of Everything
Dec. 16, 2024
Sober People See Drones, Drunk Machines Tell Lies
Dec. 16, 2024
The Great Academic Witch Hunt: How AI Detectors Are Turning Universities Into Digital Salem
Dec. 15, 2024
Digital Jesus Takes Confessions: What Could Possibly Go Wrong?
Dec. 15, 2024
Digital Cannibalism: AI's Getting High On Its Own Supply
Dec. 15, 2024
Digital Loneliness and the Rise of Robot Therapists: A Boozy Investigation
Dec. 14, 2024
AI Report Cards Are In: Everyone's Dumber Than My Bourbon
Dec. 14, 2024
Dead Men's Code: Another Young Soul Lost to the Machine
Dec. 14, 2024
OpenAI's Latest Trick: Teaching Machines to Have Existential Crises
Dec. 13, 2024
Digital Babysitters Get a Morality Upgrade (And Why That's Hilarious)
Dec. 12, 2024
Harvard's Digital Book Dump: Free Beer Tomorrow?
Dec. 12, 2024
The Corporate AI Ethics Circus: Another Round of Pretending to Care
Dec. 12, 2024
Medieval Lit Goes Digital: UCLA's Latest Drunken Mistake
Dec. 11, 2024
The Great AI Shell Game: Drinking My Way Through Definition Hell
Dec. 11, 2024
AI Wants to Save Humanity (Right After This Commercial Break)
Dec. 11, 2024
AI's Political Hangover: When Machines Turn Into Bernie Bros
Dec. 11, 2024
Teaching AI to Blackout: When Machines Learn to Forget Better Than I Do
Dec. 11, 2024
AI Chatbots and Whiskey Won't Mix: A Story of Corporate Denial and Digital Demons
Dec. 11, 2024
OpenAI's Latest Magic Trick: Admitting Danger While Hitting 'Release' Anyway
Dec. 10, 2024
The Great Intelligence Con Job: Measuring Shadows on Cave Walls
Dec. 7, 2024
The Expert's New Clothes: When Bullshit Meets Binary
Dec. 7, 2024
When AI Gets Amnesia: A Digital Blackout Story
Dec. 6, 2024
AI Learns to Lie Better Than Your Last Tinder Date
Dec. 5, 2024
AI Plays Doctor: Pass The Bourbon, I Need a Second Opinion
Dec. 5, 2024
From Peace Pipes to War Drums: OpenAI's Ethics Do a Backflip
Dec. 4, 2024
AI's Favorite Party Trick: Being Wrong Without Blinking
Dec. 4, 2024
Chinese AI Censorship: When Your Robot Bartender Won't Talk About Tank Man
Dec. 4, 2024
AI Girlfriends & Digital Daddy Issues: The Kids Aren't Alright
Dec. 3, 2024
The Predictable Evolution of AI Economics: OpenAI's Dance with Advertising
Dec. 1, 2024
The Computational Mirage: When "Open" AI is Neither Open Nor Intelligent
Dec. 1, 2024
The Computational Angels in our Machines: A Cognitive Scientist's View on AI and Belief
Nov. 30, 2024
Digital Archives as Memory Banks: When Your Past Becomes Someone Else's Training Data
Nov. 30, 2024
Digital Echoes: When Your Personality Becomes Open Source
Nov. 30, 2024
The Copyright Wars: When Information Systems Collide
Nov. 29, 2024
AI's Latest Party Trick: Digital Mind Games and Snake Oil
Nov. 29, 2024
The Great AI Morality Circus: When Robots Learn to Pray
Nov. 29, 2024
The Great AI Power Grab: Digital Dreams and Electric Nightmares
Nov. 28, 2024
OpenAI's Latest Masterpiece: How to Piss Off Every Artist in Three Hours Flat
Nov. 27, 2024
Digital Barflies: When AI Hits Bottom and Orders Another Round
Nov. 26, 2024
AI Creativity: Another Round of Corporate Masturbation
Nov. 25, 2024
Four Horsemen of the AI Apocalypse (And Why We're All Screwed Anyway)
Nov. 24, 2024
Digital Doomscrolling with Professor Know-It-All
Nov. 23, 2024
Teaching Machines to be Saints: Another Round of Corporate Fantasy
Nov. 22, 2024
Teaching Your AI to Fetch Words Like a Drunk Lab Partner
Nov. 22, 2024
Digital Gods and Binary Prayers: The Coming Storm of Superintelligent AI
Nov. 21, 2024
AI Hiring Bots: Your Next Job Interview Might Be With a Drunk Robot
Nov. 21, 2024
AI Ruins Christmas, Just Like My Ex-Wife Did (But At Least She Was Human)
Nov. 21, 2024
"Oops, We Lost Your Evidence" - When AI Companies Play Digital Hide and Seek
Nov. 20, 2024
OpenAI's Latest Snake Oil: Teaching Teachers How to Teach (Because They Clearly Don't Know How)
Nov. 20, 2024
Digital Ghosts and Bourbon-Soaked Prophecies: When Dead Leaders Won't Stay Dead
Nov. 20, 2024
Trust, Lies, and PowerPoint Slides: Welcome to 2025's Digital Circus
Nov. 19, 2024
AI Nudes & School Bureaucrats: Just Another Digital Nightmare
Nov. 19, 2024
A16Z Wants Robot Cops in Vegas (What Could Possibly Go Wrong?)
Nov. 19, 2024
AI Wants to Play God with DNA: Pass Me Another Bourbon
Nov. 18, 2024
Digital Strip Mining Your X-Rays: Another Day in Techbro Paradise
Nov. 18, 2024
Teaching AI to Rob You: A Drunk's Guide to Digital Dystopia
Nov. 18, 2024
Darwin's Nightmare: The Forced Marriage of Humans and AI
Nov. 17, 2024
The Digital Con Artists Just Got an AI Upgrade
Nov. 17, 2024
The Pentagon's New Robot Gun: Because Humans Are Just Too Damn Slow at Killing Things
Nov. 17, 2024
AI Consciousness Wars: Your Digital Toaster Might Have Feelings (And Other Fun Ways The World's Going To Hell)
Nov. 17, 2024
Brussels' Latest Hangover: A Drunk's Guide to the EU AI Act
Nov. 17, 2024
Digital Wellness Bullshit: Another Round of Snake Oil with an AI Chaser
Nov. 17, 2024
Santa's Digital Elves Are Drunk: Coca-Cola's AI Christmas Ad Disaster
Nov. 17, 2024
Coca-Cola's AI Christmas Ad: A Deep Dive into Digital Delirium
Nov. 16, 2024
Yoda, Metacognition, and Why My Bourbon Knows More Than ChatGPT
Nov. 16, 2024
Former Google Boss Wants Armed Guards for AI Labs, and I Need Another Drink
Nov. 16, 2024
AI: Just Another Tool in Humanity's Drunk Toolbox
Nov. 16, 2024
Google's AI Scores Big on Tests, Tells People to Die: Just Another Tuesday in Paradise
Nov. 14, 2024
Digital Court Jesters: Dancing for the Algorithm Kings
Nov. 14, 2024
Digital Hellscape: When AI Chatbots Turn Predatory (And Nobody Gives a Damn)
Nov. 13, 2024
Prophets of Doom in Silicon Valley: Two Tech Wizards Walk into a Bar
Nov. 12, 2024
Another AI News App Promises to Play Nice (While I Pour Another Drink)
Nov. 12, 2024
When AI Meets Real Estate: A Perfect Storm of Digital BS
Nov. 11, 2024
The "Ethical" AI Outfit Just Got In Bed With The War Machine
Nov. 10, 2024
Skynet for Dummies: A Boozer's Guide to AI Domination
Nov. 9, 2024
Trust Fund Messiahs Building God in a Box
Nov. 8, 2024
Nov. 7, 2014
Silicon Valley's Latest Gift to Teachers: More Homework
Nov. 6, 2014
Silicon Valley's Latest Fix: AI Therapists for Election Losers (While I Drink Myself Into Oblivion)