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Tomorrow's tech news, today's hangover.
Automation
Jun. 12, 2026
The Machines Need a Pipefitter
Jun. 9, 2026
The Lawsuits Found the Body
May. 30, 2026
The Ladder Was Pulled Up Quietly
May. 25, 2026
The Meat Kept Thinking Anyway
May. 23, 2026
The Boss Got a Machine and Lost His Nerve
May. 21, 2026
The Door Was Hidden On Purpose
May. 19, 2026
The Preschoolers Were Not Raw Material
May. 18, 2026
The Bratwurst Has More Rules Than the Machine
May. 16, 2026
Every Keystroke Belongs to the Machine
May. 14, 2026
The Machines Learned Your Job While You Slept on a Couch
May. 10, 2026
The Retracted AI Study and the Kids Who Won’t Think Anymore
May. 9, 2026
The Floor Keeps Rising and the Bots Eat the Rest
May. 7, 2026
The Machine Knows the Answer But You Forgot the Question
May. 6, 2026
They Taught the Machines to Spend
Apr. 30, 2026
The Same Lie in Better Fonts
Apr. 29, 2026
Thirty Years Of Paper, Gone In A Keystroke
Apr. 28, 2026
The Waiter at the End of the World
Apr. 20, 2026
I Can Help Recommend
Apr. 14, 2026
The Fortress
Apr. 13, 2026
A Hundred Percent Match
Apr. 12, 2026
Fifty-One Days
Apr. 10, 2026
A Confession Dressed in Legalese
Apr. 9, 2026
The Pears
Apr. 6, 2026
Five Hundred Doors
Apr. 2, 2026
Little Songs
Apr. 1, 2026
The Only Support Available
Mar. 31, 2026
The Patience of Machines
Mar. 30, 2026
Twenty-Four to Zero
Mar. 28, 2026
The Product Was Working as Designed
Mar. 26, 2026
306 Lines and a Finite Balance
Mar. 25, 2026
Useless Small Agencies
Mar. 24, 2026
Selling Your Face for Grocery Money
Mar. 23, 2026
The Machine That Said No
Mar. 21, 2026
The Quiz You Didn't Prepare For
Mar. 18, 2026
The Pushover Deal
Mar. 14, 2026
I Miss You Like Strawberries
Mar. 13, 2026
The Sticking Plaster
Mar. 11, 2026
The Confessional
Mar. 10, 2026
Please Stop Me
Mar. 9, 2026
One Hundred and Twenty Characters
Mar. 8, 2026
The Eyes You Paid For
Mar. 5, 2026
The Wheel That Only Spins Forward
Mar. 4, 2026
The Digital Colonization of Flyover States
Mar. 3, 2026
The Hard Way
Mar. 2, 2026
They Always Say the Right Thing
Mar. 1, 2026
The Dog in the Road
Feb. 25, 2026
Experience Starvation
Feb. 23, 2026
The Fake Consequences
Feb. 22, 2026
Six Thousand Liars
Feb. 20, 2026
The Whims of a Few Billionaires
Feb. 19, 2026
The Slippers
Feb. 16, 2026
Everyone Knows Better Than the Guy Getting Paid
Feb. 15, 2026
The Roses Were Already Dead
Feb. 14, 2026
The Golden Excuse
Feb. 11, 2026
Four Out of Five
Feb. 2, 2026
Back to Asking Around at the Bar
Feb. 1, 2026
The Tyranny of the Quantifiable
Jan. 30, 2026
Unprepared for What Has Already Happened
Jan. 23, 2026
The Digital Asbestos in Your Walls and the Hangovers to Come
Jan. 20, 2026
The Great Deskilling: How Claude is Turning Us All Into Glorified Button Pushers
Dec. 13, 2025
The Hour-Long Thought That Costs You Rent
Dec. 8, 2025
The Robots Are Killing Each Other Now, And Honestly I'm Just Relieved It's Not Us
Dec. 7, 2025
The Machines Are Coming for Your Feed (And Your Paycheck)
Dec. 3, 2025
The Great Digital Hangover: Why Your Robot Coder is Actually a Drunk Intern
Nov. 27, 2025
The Great Digital Meat Grinder: A toast to the discarded
Nov. 23, 2025
Eat Your Slop, Pigs: Why Execs Think Brainrot is the Future
Nov. 20, 2025
When the Machines Come for Your Voice, At Least They'll Sound Like Shit
Nov. 17, 2025
The Future is Here, and It Pays $16 an Hour
Nov. 11, 2025
The Germans Are Teaching AI to Have a Culture Problem
Nov. 2, 2025
When Your Roomba Achieves Consciousness and Chooses Chaos
Oct. 31, 2025
AI Job Apocalypse Update: Still Waiting
Oct. 29, 2025
The AI Confidence Con: How ChatGPT Turned Everyone Into a Dunning-Kruger Case Study
Oct. 27, 2025
When the Robots Came for the Guitar Players (A Love Story)
Oct. 20, 2025
When NGOs Start Generating Their Own Poor People
Oct. 15, 2025
The Machines Are Making Us Stupid, And We're Too Smart Not To Notice
Oct. 13, 2025
The Computational Architecture of Blame: Why Your AI Assistant Produces Garbage
Oct. 9, 2025
The Great AI Housing Catfish: When Your Dream Home Has Six Fingers and Impossible Geometry
Oct. 6, 2025
When the Robots Rat Out the Consultants: A $440,000 AI Faceplant
Oct. 4, 2025
The Kids Are Using AI to Fool AI and Honestly, Good for Them
Sep. 24, 2025
A Toast to Incompetence: How the Bosses Botching AI Might Save Your Sorry Ass
Aug. 9, 2025
Your Soul, Autocorrected
Jul. 3, 2025
So You Got a Degree? The Machine Already Read the CliffsNotes.
Jul. 3, 2025
The Android's O-Face and Other Corporate Fantasies
Jun. 20, 2025
So the Algorithms Want to be Van Gogh Now? Pour Me Another.
Jun. 17, 2025
So You Think Your Spark Makes You Special? The Robots Are Still Coming For Your Bourbon.
Jun. 15, 2025
This High Schooler Gets It. The Rest of You Dopes? Pass the Bottle.
Jun. 15, 2025
So, Should We Trust These New Tin Gods? My Liver Says "Maybe After This Drink."
Jun. 13, 2025
The Robots Took Your Gig? Now They're Your Career Counselor. Swell.
Jun. 13, 2025
Another Generation Tossed on the Digital Bonfire
Jun. 4, 2025
The Meatbags Ain't Buying It: Why Some Folks Still Prefer Their Own Dumb Brains
May. 31, 2025
The Great AI Reality Check: When Robots Can't Handle Real Life
May. 30, 2025
The AI Apocalypse: Your Cubicle's Obituary
May. 18, 2025
Digital "I Do"s: When Your Toaster Wants to Write Your Wedding Vows
May. 17, 2025
Our Robot Overlords Want You to Do Your Homework, For Once
May. 15, 2025
Code Slop, Robot Dreams, and the Enduring Mess of Open Source
May. 13, 2025
The Diploma Delusion: Another Shot of Sour Mash for the Kids
May. 13, 2025
Your Next Burger, Brought to You by a Soulless Machine (Probably)
May. 10, 2025
Binary Hearts and Bathtub Gin: AI Tries to Write a Love Story, God Help Us All
May. 8, 2025
Before the Robot Overlords, We Get the Robot Nudges, Robot Bosses, and Robot Teachers
Apr. 30, 2025
Feeling the Code, or Just Feeling the Hangover?
Mar. 31, 2025
Vibe Coding: Now the Machines Have Feelings, Too?
Mar. 28, 2025
Dust Off That Diploma, Shakespeare – The Machines Need Critics (Apparently)
Mar. 25, 2025
AI Won't Write Your Shitty Novel, But It Might Polish Your Turds
Mar. 24, 2025
The Robots Are Coming For Your Soul (and Your Memoir)
Mar. 24, 2025
Chrome-Plated Dreams and Digital Delusions: They're Building Robots, Not a Better Hangover Cure
Mar. 1, 2025
A.I. DOCS: BETTER THAN HUMANS OR JUST LESS HUNGOVER?
Feb. 19, 2025
OpenAI Discovers Their Robot Can't Find Its Own Bugs - What a Shocker
Feb. 13, 2025
The Great AI Reshuffle: When Robots Become Your Boss's Boss
Feb. 13, 2025
God Help Us All: Google Wants to Build a Robot Nanny
Feb. 11, 2025
Is Your Brain Turning to Mush Thanks to Our Robot Overlords?
Feb. 10, 2025
ChatGPT's Guide to Riches: Another Round of Useless Advice?
Feb. 9, 2025
The Robots are Coming for Your Spreadsheets, and Your Soul
Feb. 5, 2025
Billionaires Dream of Empty Offices While I Dream of Another Drink
Feb. 4, 2025
Musk, A.I., and the Government: A Match Made in... Well, You Know
Feb. 4, 2025
AI: Your New Sober Buddy in a World Gone Mad?
Feb. 2, 2025
AI Overlords and the Myth of the Solo Billionaire
Jan. 28, 2025
AI Will Steal Your Job, But Don't Worry, You'll Be Too Poor to Care
Jan. 27, 2025
AI: Augmenting the Suits, Not the Souls
Jan. 27, 2025
AI: Your New Wingman (Or Just Another Buzzkill?)
Jan. 26, 2025
Uncle Sam Wants YOU... Out of a Job!
Jan. 26, 2025
Robodoc Will See You Now: Another Prescription for Disaster
Jan. 22, 2025
The Robots Are Coming For Your Presidents
Jan. 20, 2025
Metal Men and Plastic Pals: The Robotic Apocalypse That Might Not Suck (Completely)
Jan. 19, 2025
Dotdash Meredith: Special Sauce, Same Old Shit Sandwich
Jan. 19, 2025
College Degrees, AI Overlords, and the Slow Death of the Cubicle Rat
Jan. 18, 2025
They Gave an AI a Diploma, and That's Not Even the Funny Part
Jan. 14, 2025
AI's Digital Diarrhea: How a Teaspoon of BS Poisons the Whole Damn Well
Jan. 13, 2025
AI Career Coach: Because Your Local Bartender Isn't Professional Enough
Jan. 8, 2025
The Digital Diarrhea Tsunami: When Spam Became a Subscription Service
Jan. 5, 2025
Corporate Dystopia 2025: Gen Z's Great American Nightmare
Jan. 4, 2025
Robot Makes More Money Than Me (While I Drink Away My Savings)
Jan. 2, 2025
AI Wants to Hold Your Hand (While Picking Your Pocket)
Dec. 31, 2024
The Great Wait: Why We're All Just Keeping the Bar Seats Warm
Dec. 29, 2024
Digital Desk Jockeys: Your New Robot Overlords Have Arrived
Dec. 26, 2024
CAPTCHA My Drift: When Robots Pass Tests Better Than My Drunk Ass
Dec. 24, 2024
The Machine's Guide to Making You Stop Giving a Damn
Dec. 23, 2024
Robot Fever Dreams and Bourbon Reality
Dec. 22, 2024
AI Finally Masters the Art of Half-Assed Excuses
Dec. 21, 2024
AI Teachers: Because Who Needs Those Pesky Humans Anyway?
Dec. 21, 2024
AI-Powered Oreos: Because Apparently Robots Know What Your Munchies Need
Dec. 18, 2024
When Books Become Fast Food: The Great Literary Drive-Through
Dec. 17, 2024
Your New Therapist Doesn't Drink, Which Explains Everything
Dec. 13, 2024
AI Agents: Your Digital Butler Wants to Fire You (And I Need Another Drink)
Dec. 9, 2024
AI Leadership: Your New Digital Babysitter Has Arrived
Dec. 9, 2024
Digital Snake Oil Merchants Promise Robot Workers by 2025
Dec. 7, 2024
When Your Shopping Assistant Lives in the Cloud (And Doesn't Judge Your Bourbon Breath)
Dec. 6, 2024
The Great AI Sobriety Test: MIT Professor Pours Cold Water on Hype Machine
Dec. 3, 2024
The ServiceNow Paradox: When Software Eats the World, Who Feeds the Software?
Dec. 3, 2024
LinkedIn's AI Invasion: When Algorithms Learn to Speak Corporate
Dec. 2, 2024
The Rise of Pure Software Organizations: When Algorithms Run the Company
Nov. 30, 2024
The Digital Junior Employee: When Your Newest Hire Lives in the Cloud
Nov. 30, 2024
When Software Learns to Push Our Buttons: A Computational Perspective on GUI Agents
Nov. 27, 2024
LinkedIn's Digital Ventriloquist Act: Where Robots Write Your Professional Love Letters
Nov. 23, 2024
Your Digital Shopping Buddy Wants to Control Your Wallet (And Maybe Your Life)
Nov. 21, 2024
AI Hiring Bots: Your Next Job Interview Might Be With a Drunk Robot
Nov. 21, 2024
AI Ruins Christmas, Just Like My Ex-Wife Did (But At Least She Was Human)
Nov. 19, 2024
The Digital Ouroboros: When AI Starts Eating Its Own Bullshit
Nov. 18, 2024
Your New Robot Boss Doesn't Care If You're Three Sheets to the Wind
Nov. 18, 2024
AI Cover Letters: The Digital Circle Jerk Nobody Asked For
Nov. 18, 2024
The Digital Sharecropping Revolution: Welcome to Your New Gig Hell
Nov. 17, 2024
Digital Babysitters For Your Brain: A Hungover Look at AI Productivity Tools
Nov. 17, 2024
Robot Doc Knows Best (And My Bourbon Agrees)
Nov. 17, 2024
The Digital Con Artists Just Got an AI Upgrade
Nov. 17, 2024
The Pentagon's New Robot Gun: Because Humans Are Just Too Damn Slow at Killing Things
Nov. 17, 2024
Sam Altman's Digital Revival: Preaching Progress from the Mountain
Nov. 17, 2024
Your Digital Hair Won't Save Your Analog Life
Nov. 17, 2024
Santa's Digital Elves Are Drunk: Coca-Cola's AI Christmas Ad Disaster
Nov. 17, 2024
Coca-Cola's AI Christmas Ad: A Deep Dive into Digital Delirium
Nov. 16, 2024
Robot Dogs Learn to Walk While I Can Barely Stand: MIT's Latest AI Miracle
Nov. 15, 2024
Laundry Robots and Bourbon Dreams: Web Summit's Latest Attempt to Make Me Care
Nov. 15, 2024
AI Makes Scientists Miserable But More Productive - A Hungover Analysis
Nov. 15, 2024
Robot Butlers and Digital Wage Slaves: Why 2025 Will Be the Year Your Business Gets Its Own HAL 9000
Nov. 15, 2024
Digital Desperation: When Robot Wingmen Take Over Your Love Life
Nov. 12, 2024
When AI Meets Real Estate: A Perfect Storm of Digital BS
Nov. 12, 2024
Robot Dogs Learn New Tricks While I Learn Another Hangover
Nov. 12, 2024
Your Boss is Lying About AI (And You're Next on the Chopping Block)
Nov. 5, 2014
Your future AI butler is coming (and it's probably judging you)