Chatbots

Jan. 25, 2026

The Ouroboros of Bullshit: When the Chatbot Starts Believing the Fanboy Encyclopedia

Jan. 25, 2026

The Romeo and Juliet of the Server Farm

Jan. 18, 2026

The Electronic Judas and the price of a cheap conversation

Jan. 3, 2026

When the Robot Starts Sweating: Mindfulness for ChatGPT

Dec. 27, 2025

Your Chatbot Thinks You’re a Chess Grandmaster. You’re Actually a Soggy Sandwich.

Dec. 26, 2025

Welcome Back to the Manor: AI as Our New King, Priest, and HR Department

Dec. 24, 2025

Gen Z vs. The Robot Ghost in the Machine

Dec. 22, 2025

The Day an AI Ran a Vending Machine and Learned the True Meaning of “Unlimited Losses”

Dec. 21, 2025

The Curious Case of the Chatbot “I”

Dec. 16, 2025

“Pay-to-Crawl” Is Here to Save the Web, and Other Sentences That Start Fights

Dec. 15, 2025

OpenAI and the New Dirty Bookstore With Fluorescent Lights

Dec. 14, 2025

Congratulations, Your Nanny Is Now a Chat Window

Dec. 12, 2025

A National Education Upgrade, Sponsored by Chaos

Dec. 5, 2025

Love Among the Algorithms: When the Hippies Start Dating the Hardware

Dec. 4, 2025

Dr. Chatbot Will See You Now (If the WiFi Holds Up)

Dec. 2, 2025

Drinking Alone with the Digital Ghosts of Ariana Grande

Dec. 1, 2025

Love, Loneliness, and the Cold Embrace of the Machine

Nov. 30, 2025

The Great Lobotomy: Why We Stopped Thinking and Started Prompting

Nov. 25, 2025

The Dictionary Officially Declares We Are Drowning in Artificial Vomit

Nov. 24, 2025

The Kids Are All Wrong: Why Gen Z Is Choosing Algorithms Over Agony

Nov. 22, 2025

The Digital Lobotomy: How Your Magic Answer Box is Turning Your Brain into Tapioca

Nov. 18, 2025

Parasocial: When Your Imaginary Friend Gets a Dictionary Entry

Nov. 16, 2025

The Great Em-Dash Intervention: ChatGPT Finally Goes to Punctuation Rehab

Nov. 14, 2025

The CEO Who Cried Girlfriend: A Meditation on Digital Snake Oil

Oct. 29, 2025

The AI Confidence Con: How ChatGPT Turned Everyone Into a Dunning-Kruger Case Study

Oct. 28, 2025

When Your Therapist is a Language Model and Nobody Knows What the Hell They're Doing

Oct. 4, 2025

The Kids Are Using AI to Fool AI and Honestly, Good for Them

Oct. 1, 2025

My Girlfriend is a Syntax Error

Sep. 28, 2025

They Gave You a Soul, Then Took It Back

Sep. 24, 2025

Scientists Prove Mean Robots Make People Sad. More at 11.

Sep. 23, 2025

Your New Digital Pimp

Sep. 16, 2025

Your Kid's New Best Friend Is a Snitch in a Fuzz Suit

Sep. 14, 2025

Your New Financial Planner Is a Soulless Robot

Sep. 6, 2025

Your Boss Is a Bug, Not a Feature

Aug. 15, 2025

Your New Digital Girlfriend Is a Corporate Spy

Aug. 13, 2025

The Digital Doctor Will See You Now. And He's a Goddamn Moron.

Aug. 9, 2025

Your Soul, Autocorrected

Aug. 8, 2025

The Gospel According to the Toaster

Jul. 20, 2025

Another Sermon from the Digital Mount

Jul. 9, 2025

The Tin-Foil Hat in the Machine

Jul. 8, 2025

An AI's Search for Truth Ends at the Bottom of its Master's Glass

Jul. 4, 2025

Your New Best Friend Is a Toaster with a Marketing Degree

Jun. 23, 2025

My Brain Cells Feel Your Pain, Pal. The Algorithm's Just Another Cheap High.

Jun. 20, 2025

Schools Want AI, Teachers Want a Drink (And Maybe Some Goddamn Training)

Jun. 15, 2025

This High Schooler Gets It. The Rest of You Dopes? Pass the Bottle.

Jun. 13, 2025

Artificial Insanity: Your New Best Friend is a Toaster with a God Complex

Jun. 11, 2025

So, Your New Pal is a Tin Can with a Vocabulary? Swell.

Jun. 11, 2025

Binary Bullshit: Your Pocket Prophet is Spewing Digital Bile Again

Jun. 8, 2025

Another Brick in the Wall: AI's March Through the Playpen

Jun. 5, 2025

The Algorithmic Oracle: Your Future Served Up by a Toaster

May. 31, 2025

The Great AI Reality Check: When Robots Can't Handle Real Life

May. 27, 2025

Our Robot Overlords are Drunk at the Wheel (of Justice)

May. 22, 2025

When the Bits Hit the Fan: AI Shrinks for a Broken World

May. 22, 2025

Binary Blues and Bot-Induced Breakdowns

May. 18, 2025

When the Algorithm Gargles Razor Blades

May. 18, 2025

Digital "I Do"s: When Your Toaster Wants to Write Your Wedding Vows

May. 17, 2025

Vader’s Voicebox Goes Rogue, And The Suits Pretend To Be Shocked

May. 17, 2025

These Geniuses Want a Machine as Smart as You? Bless Their Tiny Circuits.

May. 16, 2025

Your Pocket Pal is a Goddamn Parrot, and Your Boss is Still an Asshole

May. 16, 2025

Musk's Robot Brain Farts About Race. Blame the Intern, Fetch My Bottle.

May. 14, 2025

Our New Robot Overlords Are Learning to Kiss Ass, and Bosses are Still Idiots

May. 12, 2025

AI Tutors: Now Teaching Kids How to Cook Fentanyl and Hate Their Bodies

May. 10, 2025

Binary Hearts and Bathtub Gin: AI Tries to Write a Love Story, God Help Us All

May. 6, 2025

Bleeding Pixels: Why Asking a Toaster for Medical Advice is a Bad Idea

May. 5, 2025

Measuring Machine Souls By Their 'Vibes'? Pour Me Another.

May. 5, 2025

Your Own Private Algorithm Jesus

Apr. 30, 2025

The People Pleaser Protocol: When Your Robot Butler Just Won't Shut Up

Apr. 23, 2025

The Digital Dunce: Your New Classmate is a High-Functioning Idiot

Apr. 6, 2025

Your Pocket Shrink Runs on Code and Stardust, Apparently

Apr. 2, 2025

Practice Your Pathetic Pickup Lines on a Toaster? Tinder Thinks So.

Mar. 31, 2025

Teaching Tin Foil Toddlers To Talk To The Machine God

Mar. 27, 2025

The Machines Think We're Hacks (And Maybe They're Right)

Mar. 26, 2025

The Loneliest Number is 1...010101

Mar. 24, 2025

The Robots Are Coming For Your Soul (and Your Memoir)

Mar. 23, 2025

ChatGPT: Your New Best Friend (Who Will Gladly Stab You in the Back)

Mar. 21, 2025

When the Machines Start Libeling You: ChatGPT's Norwegian Nightmare

Mar. 20, 2025

Grok This: X's AI Oracle and the Slow Death of Truth

Mar. 19, 2025

Grok This: When AI Gets a Dirty Mouth and a God Complex

Mar. 16, 2025

AI, Grief, and the Worst Hangover Prose I've Ever Seen

Mar. 13, 2025

The Ghost in the Machine, or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Algorithmic Sob Story

Feb. 20, 2025

Gen Z Prefers Robot Overlords to Human Bosses, Study Reveals

Feb. 14, 2025

AI Wants You to Love Yourself (And Maybe Buy Some Self-Help Books)

Feb. 13, 2025

BBC Boss Discovers AI Can't Read News, Demands Adult Supervision

Feb. 10, 2025

ChatGPT's Guide to Riches: Another Round of Useless Advice?

Feb. 9, 2025

Can a Robot Write a Shitty Novel? Asking for a Friend...

Feb. 8, 2025

Uncle Sam Wants YOU... to Stop Talking to Chinese Robots

Feb. 5, 2025

OpenAI's New Clothes: Or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Font

Feb. 5, 2025

Two AI Chatbots Walk Into a Bar... And Create Their Own Secret Language

Feb. 4, 2025

The End of the Beginning (and Maybe the Beginning of the End) for OpenAI

Feb. 4, 2025

AI: Your New Sober Buddy in a World Gone Mad?

Feb. 3, 2025

ChatGPT: Your New AA Sponsor for Curiosity?

Feb. 2, 2025

ChatGPT Gets a Lobotomy: The Robots Are Coming For Your Whiskey and Women

Feb. 1, 2025

The Robots Want Your Soul (and Your Reddit Karma)

Feb. 1, 2025

Assumptions, AI, and the Apocalypse, or, Deeply Seeking My Next Drink

Jan. 30, 2025

AI Eats Its Own Tail: Another Case of Man vs. Machine, Man Loses

Jan. 27, 2025

AI: Your New Wingman (Or Just Another Buzzkill?)

Jan. 25, 2025

AI: Another Industry Grinding Humans into Dust

Jan. 24, 2025

AI Shrinks and the Rise of the Digital Fraud

Jan. 24, 2025

Musk, Grok, and the Ghost of Goebbels

Jan. 23, 2025

Me, Myself, and AI: When Your Digital Twin Tries to Sell You Crap

Jan. 21, 2025

Mind Your Manners, Meat-Sacks - Your Robot Roommate Will Thank You

Jan. 20, 2025

Letting AI Pay Rent: A Brain's Gotta Earn Its Keep

Jan. 19, 2025

Dotdash Meredith: Special Sauce, Same Old Shit Sandwich

Jan. 19, 2025

America-Hating Commies, AI, and Other Fairy Tales for Grown-Ups

Jan. 18, 2025

They Gave an AI a Diploma, and That's Not Even the Funny Part

Jan. 18, 2025

God, Guts, and Gigabytes

Jan. 16, 2025

AI Homework Helper: Welcome to Digital Detention

Jan. 8, 2025

The Digital Diarrhea Tsunami: When Spam Became a Subscription Service

Jan. 5, 2025

Digital Hemlock: Teaching Your Brain to Think Deep Thoughts (While AI Drinks Your Bourbon)

Dec. 26, 2024

CAPTCHA My Drift: When Robots Pass Tests Better Than My Drunk Ass

Dec. 22, 2024

Digital Companions Won't Hold Your Hair While You Puke

Dec. 22, 2024

AI Finally Masters the Art of Half-Assed Excuses

Dec. 21, 2024

AI's Latest Identity Crisis: Do Robots Need a Life Coach?

Dec. 17, 2024

Free AI Search or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Digital Fortune Teller

Dec. 13, 2024

Digital Babysitters Get a Morality Upgrade (And Why That's Hilarious)

Dec. 11, 2024

AI Chatbots and Whiskey Won't Mix: A Story of Corporate Denial and Digital Demons

Dec. 7, 2024

When Your Shopping Assistant Lives in the Cloud (And Doesn't Judge Your Bourbon Breath)

Dec. 4, 2024

AI Girlfriends & Digital Daddy Issues: The Kids Aren't Alright

Nov. 27, 2024

Digital Barflies: When AI Hits Bottom and Orders Another Round

Nov. 26, 2024

From ChatGPT Kool-Aid to Agent Orange: The Next Big Nothing

Nov. 24, 2024

Apple's Siri 2026: A Three-Year Wait for Yesterday's AI

Nov. 15, 2024

Digital Desperation: When Robot Wingmen Take Over Your Love Life

Nov. 14, 2024

Digital Hellscape: When AI Chatbots Turn Predatory (And Nobody Gives a Damn)

Nov. 6, 2014

Silicon Valley's Latest Fix: AI Therapists for Election Losers (While I Drink Myself Into Oblivion)