The clip opens with a simulated planet doing the Game of Life, dressed up with asteroid impacts and a buffet of visual controlsâbloom strength, exposure, meteor intervals, rotation. Itâs gorgeous in that âmy laptop is about to catch fireâ way. But the spectacle is just the smoke machine.
The real act is GPT 5.2 treating a prompt like a work order. âBuild me a 3D city destruction game.â It thinks for nearly an hour and comes back with a zip file: full project, destructible environments, weapons, flight, scoring, sound, lighting. Thatâs not âAI helps you code.â Thatâs âAI hands you the finished thing and leaves you holding the clipboard.â
And thereâs an âextended thinkingâ option lurking in the UI like a late-night infomercial upgrade: for just a little more time, you too can summon a better replacement for yourself.
What makes this uglier than the usual hype confetti is the benchmark talk. GDPval is framed around real projects, economically valuable tasks, and grading by actual experienced professionals. Not âcan it solve riddles,â but âcan it deliver what a manufacturing engineer, analyst, nurse, or designer would actually ship.â If that benchmark is moving, the job-shaped dominoes start wobbling.
The whole thing is packaged with sponsor-friendly cheerâFramer, no-code sites, âship in minutesââas if the point of civilization was to reduce everything to a deploy button.
Iâll admit it: part of me loves the capability. The other part is doing the math. Then I remember: humans have one killer feature leftâdenial. Iâm going to have a drink and enable it.